It's only a matter of time

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_Hoops
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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He was good, but somehow he still managed to get raped by pig-demons.

Did they get a red card for that?
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Hoops wrote:Did they get a red card for that?


Ejection AND 100 year suspension...fortunately Pele's friend had detachable female parts and sent them across the sea causing Kamapua'a to chase after it/them leaving pele to retire in peace....Kamapua'a now plays for manchester united...
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schreech wrote:maybe instead of "biting devils", buffalo should have said "Pele"...Better now?
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If either of us was a believer in Pele then yes, that would be comparable. If not, then not.

Much better then "invisible biting devils" in any case.

or are you still going to miss his point completely?....


He didn't have a coherent point.
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The Nehor wrote:If either of us was a believer in Pele then yes, that would be comparable. If not, then not.

Much better then "invisible biting devils" in any case.

He didn't have a coherent point.


How is Pele better than "invisible biting devils"? I believe in Pele as much as i believe in Elohim...I am guessing Buffalo (and most rational human beings) feels the same way so its completely comparable for those of us not stuck believing in your particular mythologies...You seem to be the only one who thinks your pseudo-god is more believable than anyone else's....

So, you choose to continue to miss the point...not completely unexpected from someone who admits to speaking with demons (among other lunacies)....
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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schreech wrote:How is Pele better than "invisible biting devils"? I believe in Pele as much as i believe in Elohim...I am guessing Buffalo (and most rational human beings) feels the same way so its completely comparable for those of us not stuck believing in your particular mythologies...You seem to be the only one who thinks your pseudo-god is more believable than anyone else's....


I explained this in detail above including acknowledging that one party not believing altered the equation. However I also made clear that if the real or imaginary (depending on the party) had attributes and motivations you could discuss them even if one didn't believe. You can't do this with "invisible biting devils" because neither party acknowledges them or knows anything about them.

Please read more carefully in the future and read the back-and-forth before jumping in and humiliating yourself via your ignorance.

So, you choose to continue to miss the point...not completely unexpected from someone who admits to speaking with demons (among other lunacies)....


Okay, I'm going to put it down to deliberately ignoring what I said now. Either that or the self-inflicted stupidity Buffalo was inflicting on himself.

In either case the same sickness requires the same cure. I'm going to continue to up the average IQ at work in the posts I read and add you to the foe list too.

Bye! :)
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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When I assaulted the man with a knife I was arrested because a policeman happened to be there waiting for me to attack someone with a knife (I had a history you see). That means the policeman caused the attack.

Has nothing to do with your previous scenario. I'm going to stop asking if you're really this dumb, because I already know the answer.

The Nehor wrote:Yes, it does. You see in both cases you assume that foreknowledge = causing the events you knew would happen.


No, I assume that Jesus killed those people directly because that's what it says in the Book of Mormon. If you're saying god arranged matters so that their wickedness coincided with the earthquakes, then the only way to do that would be to cause them to be wicked, directly or indirectly. A lose-lose for you.

The Nehor wrote:I would recommend Blue's Clues and their games of "Which one is not like the other?" After you master those basic skills we can work our way up to analogy.


More bluster from the mentally impaired.

The Nehor wrote:
I eagerly await your next b***s*** hypothesis. :)


I haven't created one yet. So speaking of a "next" one is premature and idiotic.


I'm sure you'll get around to more BS ideas eventually.


I accept your surrender. Your intellectual inferiority is noted and you have my pity. :)


The Nehor wrote:Ah yes, I'm not sure if you are deliberately misunderstanding or pretending to be stupid to make yourself feel smart. Either one makes humiliates you even further.

To clarify, I did not give up on my argument. I gave up on your ability to reason. I don't have the patience to cope with your inappropriately smug middle-school level debating skills.

A flaw of mine I know. One day maybe I will develop said patience.


No, you gave up period. You only came back because I shamed you. :)

The Nehor wrote:In the meantime, welcome to my foe list. If I don't respond to whatever you say in the future that is why.


I accept your white flag of surrender. You inability to defend your ideas is noted. :)
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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schreech wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Comparing that to these "devils" is mindless. We aren't talking about anything. We have no reason for why or how they would cause earthquakes. We don't even have even the faintest conception of what these "invisible biting devils" are.

The difference is clear.


only in your mind...

Pele actually causes the earthquakes through gaseous volcanic explosions in order to chase "biting devils" back into the underworld and keep them from taking over her domain...The "pig-god", Kamapua, and Pele fight often and she covers the land with lava while he tries to extinguish her fires with rain and waves...Kamapua has quite a few "biting devils" under his control but, you are correct, they don't cause earthquakes...they are responsible for heavy rain and tsunami's....Pele causes earthquakes to keep Kamapua from raping her....

maybe instead of "biting devils", buffalo should have said "Pele"...Better now? or are you still going to miss his point completely?....


Nehor still thinks his invisible bearded man in the sky is intrinsically different from invisible demons, but can't articulate why.
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B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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The Nehor wrote:
Buffalo wrote:How are they conceptually different, Nehor? Why is positing god as an undetectable influencer of evolution different than positing invisible biting devils as undetectable influencers of earthquakes?


Perhaps that God would have a reason to create the earth? Also, we have some idea of what we are talking about when we talk about God. Neither I nor you believe in or have any idea what would motivate these mythical invisible biting devils you invented. Are they hobbits?

You have no response, otherwise you'd have given it already. :)


No, I have many. I was hoping you could rub your two brain cells together and figure out the obvious by yourself. Once again my hopes for you are dashed.


Still unable to articulate a conceptual difference.

Here's a clue: in both cases, the earthquake does not require the presence of either invisible gods or invisible demons in order to be explained. Both are superfluous.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: It's only a matter of time

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The Nehor wrote:You can't do this with "invisible biting devils" because neither party acknowledges them or knows anything about them.

Please read more carefully in the future and read the back-and-forth before jumping in and humiliating yourself via your ignorance.


Good elohim you are a dimwitted tool...I acknowledge them and just explained their motivations and their placement among the pantheon of gods...as usual, you are to too dull to get the point and, as usual, you end up looking foolish...Feel free to explain how your imaginary, space-living, elohim is any different than the "invisible biting devils" of Hawaiian folklore....your excuses up to this point have been as weak as your normal defenses of your brand of LDSism

Okay, I'm going to put it down to deliberately ignoring what I said now. Either that or the self-inflicted stupidity Buffalo was inflicting on himself.

In either case the same sickness requires the same cure. I'm going to continue to up the average IQ at work in the posts I read and add you to the foe list too.

Bye! :)


yes, i am deliberately ignoring your stupid dodges and weak attempts to make your pseudo-god seem more believable than "biting devils"...Not sure about IQ, but anyone that admits to speaking with demons certainly ups the crazy in any thread they participate in...

I can't think of anything i would worry less about than being added to your foe list:

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