What's that old line about removing the sty from one's own eye...?Quasimodo wrote:Oops! Caught on both counts! I could lie and say I was thinking of the guys that bait your hook on fishing boats, but that would be a spelling error as well. :redface:sock puppet wrote: Masturbators are not the best spellers.
Another Temple suicide?
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sock puppet wrote:What's that old line about removing the sty from one's own eye...?
I think that would be "beam" (as in a large hunk of wood), but, as a sinner myself, I would be reticent to mention it.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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I hold you in high regard, sock.
If I'm ever arrested for "Driving While Non-Mormon" in Utah, you are the guy I'm going to call (if I can figure out how to do that).
It's not as crazy as it sounds. There have been moments. I think it's the California licence plates.
If I'm ever arrested for "Driving While Non-Mormon" in Utah, you are the guy I'm going to call (if I can figure out how to do that).
It's not as crazy as it sounds. There have been moments. I think it's the California licence plates.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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Quasimodo wrote:I hold you in high regard, sock.
If I'm ever arrested for "Driving While Non-Mormon" in Utah, you are the guy I'm going to call (if I can figure out how to do that).
It's not as crazy as it sounds. There have been moments. I think it's the California licence plates.
Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER
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sock puppet wrote:Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER
As a test, I called 1-800-MASTURBATER. It connected me with T. Monson's private residence.
I think you are pulling my leg.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.
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No, just pulling my own.Quasimodo wrote:As a test, I called 1-800-MASTURBATER. It connected me with T. Monson's private residence.sock puppet wrote: Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER
I think you are pulling my leg.
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Quasimodo wrote: I think it's the California licence plates.
It's a Texas plate
Edit to add....he's from Amarillo
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Why not simply admit that both hands were not on the keyboard?Quasimodo wrote:Oops! Caught on both counts! I could lie and say I was thinking of the guys that bait your hook on fishing boats, but that would be a spelling error as well. :redface:sock puppet wrote: Masturbators are not the best spellers.
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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Best thread in the last senteri yer mont weak dei
OK i geev ap.
Dez iz te besht.
OK i geev ap.
Dez iz te besht.
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Bit of an update:
http://lubbockonline.com/local-news/201 ... IqzGsbonzI
Lubbock police suspect a fatal crash earlier this week at a Mormon temple may have been intentional.
Tanner Alldredge, 25, died after his vehicle collided with a fence near the Mormon temple in West Lubbock Monday afternoon, which Lubbock police may rule as an intentional act.
Lubbock police investigating the accident said there was no alcohol related to the incident, but believe Alldredge may have intentionally run his vehicle into the temple’s fence.
“We’re looking at the possibility that it wasn’t an accident, but an intentional act,” LPD Sgt. Robert Hook, said. “We’re talking to family and looking into some stuff to see if that’s a possibility.”
http://lubbockonline.com/local-news/201 ... IqzGsbonzI
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