Another Temple suicide?

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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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Quasimodo wrote:
sock puppet wrote: Masturbators are not the best spellers.
Oops! Caught on both counts! I could lie and say I was thinking of the guys that bait your hook on fishing boats, but that would be a spelling error as well. :redface:
What's that old line about removing the sty from one's own eye...? :twisted:
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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sock puppet wrote:What's that old line about removing the sty from one's own eye...? :twisted:


I think that would be "beam" (as in a large hunk of wood), but, as a sinner myself, I would be reticent to mention it. :twisted: :wink:
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I hold you in high regard, sock.

If I'm ever arrested for "Driving While Non-Mormon" in Utah, you are the guy I'm going to call (if I can figure out how to do that).

It's not as crazy as it sounds. There have been moments. I think it's the California licence plates.
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Quasimodo wrote:I hold you in high regard, sock.

If I'm ever arrested for "Driving While Non-Mormon" in Utah, you are the guy I'm going to call (if I can figure out how to do that).

It's not as crazy as it sounds. There have been moments. I think it's the California licence plates.

Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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sock puppet wrote:Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER


As a test, I called 1-800-MASTURBATER. It connected me with T. Monson's private residence.

I think you are pulling my leg.
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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Quasimodo wrote:
sock puppet wrote: Just call SaulSock, 1-800-MASTURBATER
As a test, I called 1-800-MASTURBATER. It connected me with T. Monson's private residence.

I think you are pulling my leg.
No, just pulling my own.
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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Quasimodo wrote: I think it's the California licence plates.


Image

It's a Texas plate

Edit to add....he's from Amarillo
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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Quasimodo wrote:
sock puppet wrote: Masturbators are not the best spellers.
Oops! Caught on both counts! I could lie and say I was thinking of the guys that bait your hook on fishing boats, but that would be a spelling error as well. :redface:
Why not simply admit that both hands were not on the keyboard? :lol:
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Re: Another Temple suicide?

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Bit of an update:

Lubbock police suspect a fatal crash earlier this week at a Mormon temple may have been intentional.

Tanner Alldredge, 25, died after his vehicle collided with a fence near the Mormon temple in West Lubbock Monday afternoon, which Lubbock police may rule as an intentional act.

Lubbock police investigating the accident said there was no alcohol related to the incident, but believe Alldredge may have intentionally run his vehicle into the temple’s fence.

“We’re looking at the possibility that it wasn’t an accident, but an intentional act,” LPD Sgt. Robert Hook, said. “We’re talking to family and looking into some stuff to see if that’s a possibility.”


http://lubbockonline.com/local-news/201 ... IqzGsbonzI
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