beastie wrote:abman, hate to break it to ya - but they're using your leg. The nonmormon ones, that is. ;)
My family's dog doesn't do it. If my dog can control himself, then I can control myself too. And if my dog eats poop, I can also decide that I'm pickier than he is.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
asbestosman wrote:My family's dog doesn't do it. If my dog can control himself, then I can control myself too. And if my dog eats poop, I can also decide that I'm pickier than he is.
In reality, he wanted to type, "if I can control myself, then dammit, my dog better follow my example!"
I feel really sorry for this guy's dog.
by the way, if your dog eats poop? News flash!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
Coggins7 wrote:To someone with the mental capacity of a Nematode, I do suppose its utterly hilarious.
With a little help, you may just reach those dizzying heights, Coggy!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
Pokatator wrote:If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?
masturbation =/= adultery
That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.
Why in the world would you masturbating be like you saying she's ugly?
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.
Pokatator wrote:If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?
masturbation =/= adultery
That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.