Mormon Church, wrong again re masturbation

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beastie wrote:abman, hate to break it to ya - but they're using your leg. The nonmormon ones, that is. ;)

My family's dog doesn't do it. If my dog can control himself, then I can control myself too. And if my dog eats poop, I can also decide that I'm pickier than he is.
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asbestosman wrote:My family's dog doesn't do it. If my dog can control himself, then I can control myself too. And if my dog eats poop, I can also decide that I'm pickier than he is.


In reality, he wanted to type, "if I can control myself, then dammit, my dog better follow my example!"

I feel really sorry for this guy's dog.

by the way, if your dog eats poop? News flash!
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Question for abman, bc and coggy:

If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?
I think it would be morally right to lie about your religion to edit the article favorably.
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Who cares it's funny. Coggy you are in desperate need of some relief, I'll let you determine the dosage. Don't hurt yourself.



To someone with the mental capacity of a Nematode, I do suppose its utterly hilarious.
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Coggins7 wrote:To someone with the mental capacity of a Nematode, I do suppose its utterly hilarious.


With a little help, you may just reach those dizzying heights, Coggy!
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Coggins7 wrote:
Who cares it's funny. Coggy you are in desperate need of some relief, I'll let you determine the dosage. Don't hurt yourself.



To someone with the mental capacity of a Nematode, I do suppose its utterly hilarious.


I just think you need to lighten up, masturbation may be disputed as to its health benefits but humor is not.
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Pokatator wrote:If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?

masturbation =/= adultery

That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.
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That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.


Why in the world would you masturbating be like you saying she's ugly?
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Trevor wrote:In reality, he wanted to type, "if I can control myself, then dammit, my dog better follow my example!"

I tried to teach him how to pray and pay tithing, but so far I haven't had much luck.

by the way, if your dog eats poop? News flash!

???
Anyhow, it's been a long time since I last ate school lunch--I even used to go back for seconds.
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asbestosman wrote:
Pokatator wrote:If, I mean "if" by some remote chance you were to spank the monkey, do you think you are being unfaithful to your spouse?

masturbation =/= adultery

That said, I think it would it would hurt her quite a bit--something along the lines of me saying that I thought she was ugly. I'd rather eat dog poop than break her heart like that.


Have you asked her about it, abman?
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