Why Me wrote:It is located in Clay county.
Actually, the facilities were closed a while back. The university though, is in the process of reorganizing. Currently, we work out of Las Vegas Nevada, and rent office space from one of the local buildings.
We haven't heard from Doctor Scratch yet. I'm a little nervous that FARMS has counter offered, and I can imagine their package is impressive. Their proposed facility will be the best and most luxurious office space in the valley --- tough to compete with. Some of their faculty have negotiated a thousand dollars per lecture. With 4 levels of parking, they've probably offered you your own space. They have their own press, ties to the billion-dollar++ Church itself, the archives, and the prestigious secret brotherhood which has been referred to as Skinny-L, or sometimes L-Skinny.
I know we can't compete with all that yet. But give us a chance. You're getting in on the ground floor as our top Professor. Just think of the possibilities. In the future, I hope to make a position ready for Kishkumen. And once our facility has been built, you'll have your own floor and two parking places. Until then, in addition to what I've already offered, I can see to it that your suite has its own hot tub, and that you are provided with a custom pipe and smoking robe that bears the symbols of the university. I can also see to it that your breakfasts and lunch are delivered to your office daily. Fresh Lobster, Shrimp, crab, and white wine. I'm pretty sure you won't get
that from FARMS. But you never know, they have a way of "interpreting" the scriptures in their favor.
