Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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_Joseph Antley
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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daheshism wrote:Again....farmer's diet plus no nicotine plus sexual trauma as young girls.


I am extremely glad you are no longer in the Church and are now farther away from our youth. You're posts read like they are straight out of an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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Jeez, usually I have to go to RfM to find dialogue of this caliber.
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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asbestosman wrote:
ludwigm wrote:Are You fat?

Pirate is definitely not fat.

Any photo, please?

Or her sizes? (In centimeter, if I may ask. I can not imagine her shape based on sizes in inch...)
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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To answer the OP, LDS women become fat because then they know you won't be interested in them.

I think most here can agree that is a wise decision.
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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Buffalo wrote:Maybe due to high birth rate? In other words, more young people


That has to be it, since young people are incapable of being overweight for their age.

Buffalo strikes again!
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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Simon Belmont wrote:
Buffalo wrote:Maybe due to high birth rate? In other words, more young people


That has to be it, since young people are incapable of being overweight for their age.

Buffalo strikes again!


http://www.gallup.com/poll/142736/obesi ... e-age.aspx

In U.S., Obesity Peaks in Middle Age
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Roughly 3 in 10 Americans aged 45 to 64 are obese, more than in any other age group, according to data from the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index.


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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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Buffalo wrote:
Simon Belmont wrote:
That has to be it, since young people are incapable of being overweight for their age.

Buffalo strikes again!


http://www.gallup.com/poll/142736/obesi ... e-age.aspx

In U.S., Obesity Peaks in Middle Age
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Roughly 3 in 10 Americans aged 45 to 64 are obese, more than in any other age group, according to data from the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index.


Simon has yet to learn his lesson. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.


LOL. That statement is based on telephone survey data, not actual anthropomorphic measurements. This approach is not ideal since people can be mistaken or intentionally misrepresent their height and weight over the phone. But that is not what prompted my LOL. I LOL'ed because they only surveyed adults aged 18 and older, i.e., no children.

So, Buffalo, not only have you made a fool out of yourself (again), but I happen to know that obesity in American children is a real problem based on what I have seen in the NHANES data, which includes actual anthropometric measurements and is not based on self or parent reported values.
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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If a woman exercises and gets into fantastic shape, and then wears clothes that are not revealing in the least but show off her figure, there will be chubby Relief Society "mad mommas" that will accuse her of being "walking porn."

Could that be an answer as to why many LDS women don't exercise?
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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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This is what it feels like every time a Relief Society sister does the fake-smile thing at you on Sundays:

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Re: Why are so many Mormon women fat?

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Imnotwashingmypirate wrote:But really, I don't think Mormon women are any fatter than non Mormon women.

Pirate.


Or Mormon men. Though they generally have more hair.
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