Parental Guidance

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_Droopy
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Parental Guidance

Post by _Droopy »

Its 9:00, its a school night, and where are LDSMissionary, B&L, Mercury, Infy, Antishock, Schmo, and the other minor children of the Internet?

Kids who think about masturbation this much could probably use some parental guidance before they reach the point of being "at risk" children.
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_Droopy
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Post by _Droopy »

Missionary motivation indeed.

Keep this up LDSmissionary, and you'll go blind.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
_Chap
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Post by _Chap »

I wouldn't like you to miss this little query:

Chap wrote:
Droopy wrote:Another very good indication that this board is in need of parental supervision.


You mean we shouldn't talk about masturbation because we are not Mission Presidents?

But people like that explicitly state that the LDS deity does not allow the missionaries to convert people because the missionaries masturbate. They are the ones who make it an open issue. Do you think your deity really works that way?

If not, why are missionaries told that he does?


If you don't like people talking about masturbation in connection with your religion, maybe you need to change to a church whose leaders do not address large audiences of young men on that topic, and who do not (as bishops) ask young people to talk on a one to one basis about whether they masturbate.

Up to you, really.
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

"Parental Guidance "

Like you know anything about it ???

Remember Coggins, I bite back. Do you really want to go down this alley?
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Post by _Yoda »

Play nice, kids. (And I'm including Cogs, here)

It's past everyone's bedtime.

;)
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Post by _TygerFang »

You guys get "Parental Guidance" on what you post and talk about, I have enough of it to be insane enough to ask for more. :)
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