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The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:20 pm
by Everybody Wang Chung
In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.
“I had a moment in prayer where I felt God speak to me, saying, ‘You are not broken. Go and be restored.'” recalled the born-again virgin, who shares salacious snaps to her over 1.6 million Instagram followers. “That moment gave me everything I needed.”
https://nypost.com/2025/07/14/lifestyle ... reddit.com
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:45 pm
by malkie
If you follow the link, please wear blinders, otherwise you may find yourself seduced by stories like "Kourtney Kardashian helped me poop", and "Teen goes viral after bringing 200 tortillas on flight from Texas". The latter intrigued me because I don't think I've ever taken more than 50 or 60 tortillas or tortilla-like objects on a flight.
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2025 12:02 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
malkie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:45 pm
If you follow the link,
please wear blinders, otherwise you may find yourself seduced by stories like "Kourtney Kardashian helped me poop", and "Teen goes viral after bringing 200 tortillas on flight from Texas". The latter intrigued me because I don't think I've ever taken more than 50 or 60 tortillas or tortilla-like objects on a flight.
I'm definitely going back and reading the tortillas article!
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:28 am
by Dr. Shades
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:20 pm
In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.
So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star
after the surgery, too.
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 3:53 am
by Everybody Wang Chung
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:28 am
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Tue Jul 15, 2025 11:20 pm
In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.
So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star
after the surgery, too.
Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 5:18 am
by Dr. Shades
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 3:53 am
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:28 am
So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star
after the surgery, too.
Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.
"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 11:23 am
by Doctor CamNC4Me
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 5:18 am
Everybody Wang Chung wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 3:53 am
Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.
"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?
Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 1:51 pm
by malkie
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 11:23 am
Dr. Shades wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 5:18 am
"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?
Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.
Now I'm worried.
Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:47 pm
by Doctor CamNC4Me
malkie wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 1:51 pm
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 11:23 am
Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.
Now I'm worried.
Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?
Did you at least bring some beans and salsa with you??
Re: The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:50 pm
by malkie
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:47 pm
malkie wrote: ↑Thu Jul 17, 2025 1:51 pm
Now I'm worried.
Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?
Did you at least bring some beans and salsa with you??
[hanging head in shame] No
- only a couple of banana breads.