The Restoration and Restoring a Hymen

[Everybody Wang Chung]

In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.

“I had a moment in prayer where I felt God speak to me, saying, ‘You are not broken. Go and be restored.'” recalled the born-again virgin, who shares salacious snaps to her over 1.6 million Instagram followers. “That moment gave me everything I needed.”

https://nypost.com/2025/07/14/lifestyle ... reddit.com

[malkie]

If you follow the link, please wear blinders, otherwise you may find yourself seduced by stories like "Kourtney Kardashian helped me poop", and "Teen goes viral after bringing 200 tortillas on flight from Texas". The latter intrigued me because I don't think I've ever taken more than 50 or 60 tortillas or tortilla-like objects on a flight.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

If you follow the link, please wear blinders, otherwise you may find yourself seduced by stories like "Kourtney Kardashian helped me poop", and "Teen goes viral after bringing 200 tortillas on flight from Texas". The latter intrigued me because I don't think I've ever taken more than 50 or 60 tortillas or tortilla-like objects on a flight.

I'm definitely going back and reading the tortillas article!

[Dr. Shades]

In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.

So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star after the surgery, too.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

In what is sure to capture Dr. Shade’s full attention and imagination, an OnlyFans star wants to return to her Mormon roots and surgically become a virgin again.

So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star after the surgery, too.

Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.

[Dr. Shades]

So she's going to remain an OnlyFans star after the surgery, too.

Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.

"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Yes, but from here on out, it’s only going to be tasteful nudity.

"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?

Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.

[malkie]

"Tasteful" nudity? As opposed to, . . . what?

Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.

Now I'm worried.

Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Tasteless? Just like the kid that brought 200 tortillas on a flight.

Now I'm worried.

Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?

Did you at least bring some beans and salsa with you??

[malkie]

Now I'm worried.

Do you think that my having brought 50-60 tortillas on a flight was also tasteless, even though the items themselves were very tasty?

Did you at least bring some beans and salsa with you??

[hanging head in shame] No - only a couple of banana breads.