Meet PERFUME, our official Japanese Electro-pop group!!

[Dr. Shades]

[Dr. Shades]

[Dr. Shades]

[Gadianton]

Interesting set of priorities you have, Shades.

[Dr. Shades]

It's more a question of, "I'd better hurry and do this before I forget."

[Dr Exiled]

Your dedication is amazing. I hope the band recognizes this or that they will one day.

[Kishkumen]

When is the next band member birthday coming up?

[Dr. Shades]

Your dedication is amazing. I hope the band recognizes this or that they will one day.

Me, too! I told their choreographer face-to-face about how I administer a message board and made Perfume its official band, so at least she knows.

When is the next band member birthday coming up?

That'd be Kashiyuka, with the long hair and bangs, on December 23. She'll be 32 years old.

[Kishkumen]

I look forward to our board celebration of Kashiyuka’s birthday!

[Dr. Shades]

I look forward to our board celebration of Kashiyuka’s birthday!

Oh, I can guarantee you that this year's blowout will be one for the history books. During the Fall break I was able to persuade Professor Some_Schmo, who as you know teaches the required Perfume 101 course to Cassius's incoming freshmen, to decorate the student lounge and bring Japanese-style potluck in addition to the traditional fruit-adorned angelfood cake. I hear he even sprung for a DJ straight from Osaka to spin their hits. There's even talk of renting a disco ball!