Happy Treason Weasel Day!!

[dantana]

My Pillow Guy @ the White House:

https://www.mediaite.com/news/mypillow- ... necessary/

tl;dc - There’s some odd as crap paper in his hand that has some batty crap printed on it. 11th hour insurrection?

- Doc

Just spit-balling but, I'd reckon a guess that a bunch of the fleas clinging to the drowning dog Trump, have something they don't want revealed about themselves. Something Trump's now folding umbrella is keeping hidden. Rudy would be a sure bet. Lindell, maybe it's his covid cure hustle. https://www.swnewsmedia.com/chaska_hera ... 22c2a.html

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Noooooooo. Breitbart folks turn on the Magats. Nooooooooo....

https://www.thedailybeast.com/breitbart ... chats-show

tl;dr - Whatevs.

- Doc

[Jersey Girl]

Trump plans military-style send-off for himself on Inauguration Day | WNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8qyDxVfh6Y

Ass.

[Moksha]

Trump plans military-style send-off for himself on Inauguration Day | WNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8qyDxVfh6Y

Ass.

Having himself shot out of a cannon would be fun.

[canpakes]

Lol.

Newbie GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) may have riled up Trump supporters in the Capitol on Jan. 6 ahead of that day’s deadly riots, but in retrospect, he’s pretty sure the whole thing could’ve been avoided if only he or QAnon-curious Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had “gone to the front steps” of the Capitol building to save the day. Calling the violent mayhem that day a “great bonding experience” but also reminiscent of “a scene from Lord of the Rings,” Cawthorn lamented to New York Magazine that he hadn’t immediately recognized the chance that fate was laying at his feet that day. “I genuinely believe, had we realized what was going on and sent myself, or maybe Lauren Boebert, some of these people who are just very recognizable to, kind of, the MAGA crowd; in the wheelchair, I probably would’ve been better, because it’s very easily recognizable. I might’ve just gone to the front steps,” he was quoted saying. “I think we could’ve stopped them.”

The right-wing darling, who emphasized that he had responded to the day’s events “with an abundance of calm” while several other lawmakers were “vividly, visibly afraid,” also compared the rioters to “orcs” and seemed to view the chaos in magical terms. “You kind of see the orcs—Helm’s Deep, or taking over Minas Tirith, whatever—it just looks like the enemy is on something that they’re not supposed to be on…,” he said.

What sort of crazy person would make that kind of comparison?

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=428&p=9646#p9646

: D

[Moksha]

If only Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas had appeared to sweep the horde of advancing protestors off the Capitol steps... then perhaps the army of the dead from Dunharrow could have dealt with the remainder of the horde before they could return to the hell portals of Texas, Alabama, and parts unknown.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

You guys ready for the satellite strike today? Who else has their analog games queued up so when Trump orders the Space Force to destroy satcoms, invokes the Insurrection Act today, institutes martial law, and seizes power you can wait it out? Make sure you're stocked up on toilet paper and canned food! The 17th has arrived! This is the moment Xanax and the jenius have been waiting for! It's boogaloo time!



- Doc

[MeDotOrg]

You guys ready for the satellite strike today? Who else has their analog games queued up so when Trump orders the Space Force to destroy satcoms, invokes the Insurrection Act today, institutes martial law, and seizes power you can wait it out? Make sure you're stocked up on toilet paper and canned food! The 17th has arrived! This is the moment Xanax and the jenius have been waiting for! It's boogaloo time!



- Doc

In early 1945, when the Allies were closing in on Berlin from the east and west, some Germans believed The Fuhrer had devised an ingenius plan whereby the Armies of the United States and Soviet Union would crash into one another and destroy each other. Thank God for Trump's foresight in creating Space Force! Human nature is still the same.

[honorentheos]

And death rays. Don't forget the last minute salvation of death rays.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

And death rays. Don't forget the last minute salvation of death rays.

Only one man can save the Constitution that’s hanging by a thread (despite his own party holding the scissors). It’s Xanax, starring in the role of a lifetime:



Coming soon to a head movie in his own head.

- Doc