Mormonism: Are There Any Topics Left to Debate.

Post by **_MormonMendacity** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:52 am

Dr. Shades wrote:I agree. GIMR, aren't you far too young to have experienced the one-piece garments? You said you're only 25, right? If so, why did you choose them?

MormonMendacity: What does "WTMI" mean?

Waaaaaay too much information!

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:30 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:
GIMR wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:Lets talk about the one piece garments.

Did any of the exmos here wear em? HOW SICK IS THAT?

Did you use the poop chute or did you take your shirt off in the bathroom stall so you could pull the Jesus jammie jumpsuit down to your ankles to do your business with the proper mating of bare ass to seat? Oh yeah, don't forget the ass gasket for that sanitary sure fit...(a.k.a. toilet seat cover, free cowboy hat, cafeteria bib..)

That must have sucked, especially in outhouses in the hot summer or dead of cold winter. Oh wait, even worse, popping a quick squat in the woods... oh the mental image of that...

Details!

Perhaps a more objective topic would be "the change of garments over time."

Bond

ROFL

I for one vote for an annihilation of one piece garments. My mom kept asking me why there was a slit in the back of my drawers that she could see above my waistline, LOL.

Well at least they're not ankle/wrist length anymore.
Wait.... I thought you were a recent convert/deconvert?

You went through the temple? Post 1979 garment change and CHOSE the one piece?

I hate my computer, it logs me out of every damn thing.

I was innocent, I didn't realize what having a gaping hole in the ass of my underwear would mean! I didn't know, I had no one to tell me about garments. I didn't get the proper fit down for a while...

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:32 am

Dr. Shades wrote:I agree. GIMR, aren't you far too young to have experienced the one-piece garments? You said you're only 25, right? If so, why did you choose them?

MormonMendacity: What does "WTMI" mean?

They still sell them. I had about two pairs of the mesh. The hole in the butt was not happening for me. And yeah, trying to do your business through those things, I mean, it was possible, but so strange.

I did some "experimenting" when I bought those. But that was almost two years ago. I like my drawers to close over my butt, thank you. Why wear them otherwise?

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:34 am

Oh, and let me add that I tried to saftey pin that blasted gaping hole shut once, and almost got stuck...a few times.

The large "butt hole" wasn't working.

Lapse of judgement! Sue me! *grins*

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:39 am

GIMR wrote:Oh, and let me add that I tried to saftey pin that blasted gaping hole shut once, and almost got stuck...a few times.

The large "butt hole" wasn't working.

Lapse of judgement! Sue me! *grins*

TOOO MUCCCHHHHH INFFFOOOOO!!!!!!!

BOONNNNNDDDDD

Post by **_Sam Harris** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:46 am

ROFLMAO

I'm sorry, I'm just dying over here, my mom probably thinks I've lost it!

Ok, this place is now deemed in my eyes, funniest site. Ebaumsworld don't have jack on this!

Post by **_Mercury** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:21 am

Bond...James Bond wrote:
moksha wrote:I haven't heard any recent attacks on Donny Osmond. That might be a possibility.

The only thing I have against Donny is his assertion that he's "a little bit rock and roll".

Bond

I think puke and chunder are better yin/yang comparisons.