Dr. Shades wrote:Okay, I've told this story before but I think this is as good a time as any to tell it again:
Does anyone remember the poster "Onandagus" from our former board and from ZLMB? Well, one day he told me about a certain Elder's Quorum meeting he was sitting in. The speaker talked about how some Mormon was mauled by a shark, but the only parts of the guy's body the shark didn't eat were the parts covered by the garments.
I couldn't stop laughing. What good are the protective powers of garments if you lose both legs, both arms, and your head?
Yes, the annals of faith-promoting lore are rife with such tales. There was one, too, about a guy whose arm was caught in a thresher and essentially chewed off. Miraculously, the machine stopped right where the sleeve of his garment began. Unfortunately, the poor fellow bled to death. I makes one wonder if the Church would perhaps be better off re-instituting the full-length, longjohn-style garments.
Speaking of "Onandagus", there are other posters who never seem to have re-appeared, namely: Road to Hana. What happened to that guy?