Not wearing garmies while exercising makes no sense

[_Polygamy Porter]

Most garmie wearing TBMs have low risk, low impact lives and jobs.

The time that they are most at risk for physical injury is not plunked down on the couch shoving pie into their cake holes, or while reading email from their boss at work.

Given that physical injury is more likely to occur when they are exercising. Jogging, snow sports, swimming, bicycling, hiking, etc, etc.. why would the men-who-talk-to-god counsel members to take off their magic protection panties when they are doing something that has a high likelihood to lead to physical injury?

Plus, why would they want to remove them at the public gym or pool? They will be more tempted to be walking wankers and walking pornography with the amount of skin showing... which could lead to the opportunity to do the nasty... and there are NO chastity blocking magic undies to remind and protect?

[_Brackite]

Most garmie wearing TBMs have low risk, low impact lives and jobs.

The time that they are most at risk for physical injury is not plunked down on the couch shoving pie into their cake holes, or while reading email from their boss at work.

Given that physical injury is more likely to occur when they are exercising. Jogging, snow sports, swimming, bicycling, hiking, etc, etc.. why would the men-who-talk-to-god counsel members to take off their magic protection panties when they are doing something that has a high likelihood to lead to physical injury?

Well, this is a bit different counsel that my Mission President gave to the Missionaries back in the day. He basically told the Missionaries to stop taking off their garments while they engage in a sporting game on P-Day, such as basketball.

[_Brackite]

And by the way, since LDS Church leaders have been stating that the one the main reason an LDS Church Member should be wearing garments is for protection, then howcome the Church leaders won't have any of the LDS Children wearing garments. Shouldn't the children need the protection of garments as much as the adults? Then howcome the Church leaders don't have their children wear garments?

[_Polygamy Porter]

Most garmie wearing TBMs have low risk, low impact lives and jobs.

The time that they are most at risk for physical injury is not plunked down on the couch shoving pie into their cake holes, or while reading email from their boss at work.

Given that physical injury is more likely to occur when they are exercising. Jogging, snow sports, swimming, bicycling, hiking, etc, etc.. why would the men-who-talk-to-god counsel members to take off their magic protection panties when they are doing something that has a high likelihood to lead to physical injury?

Well, this is a bit different counsel that my Mission President gave to the Missionaries back in the day. He basically told the Missionaries to stop taking off their garments while they engage in a sporting game on P-Day, such as basketball.

Tsk tsk, typical basketball injuries occur below the garmie line... knees and elbows!

[_Brackite]

Tsk tsk, typical basketball injuries occur below the garmie line... knees and elbows!

Yes, they usually do.

[_Polygamy Porter]

[_Polygamy Porter]

Then again, it would be PR nightmare if they did...

[_Brackite]

The Church leaders should start advising their members to also not wear garments in hot weather conditions, as well as not wearing them in popular sporting events.

[_gramps]

Then again, it would be PR nightmare if they did...

I don't know. She kind of looks hot to me. I like that style.

[_OUT OF MY MISERY]

have never laughed so hard...very good thing on a Sunday morning with my coffee