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How do you define yourself in relation to the LDS Church?

 
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_Mister Scratch
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Post by _Mister Scratch »

why me wrote:Thanks for the welcome. Last night I had a nightmare and Dr. Shades and Mr. Scratch had a role in my nightmare. Should I be having nightmares of these guys? They seem to be decent guys, but....are they?

Shades and Scratch...are you decent guys? I don't want anymore nightmares. ;=)


Wow... I was in your nightmare? Ouch! Please, let me assure you, why me---I am a totally decent guy!
_why me
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Post by _why me »

Mister Scratch wrote:
why me wrote:Thanks for the welcome. Last night I had a nightmare and Dr. Shades and Mr. Scratch had a role in my nightmare. Should I be having nightmares of these guys? They seem to be decent guys, but....are they?

Shades and Scratch...are you decent guys? I don't want anymore nightmares. ;=)


Wow... I was in your nightmare? Ouch! Please, let me assure you, why me---I am a totally decent guy!

I have heard that you are a decent guy and I have also said so at MAD. You seem to have a good sense of humor. :=)
_Doctor Steuss
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

Mister Scratch wrote:Wow... I was in your nightmare? Ouch! Please, let me assure you, why me---I am a totally decent guy!


Lies I say, pure lies!

I have it on good authority that Mr. Scratch drinks Pepsi (instead of Coke), watches figure skating, and often does not put the seat down when he’s done.

Oh, and in regards to the survey, I’m Marmen.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski
_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Doctor Steuss wrote:
Mister Scratch wrote:Wow... I was in your nightmare? Ouch! Please, let me assure you, why me---I am a totally decent guy!


Lies I say, pure lies!

I have it on good authority that Mr. Scratch drinks Pepsi (instead of Coke), watches figure skating, and often does not put the seat down when he’s done.

Oh, and in regards to the survey, I’m Marmen.


Welcome to the board, Dr. Morman.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

why me wrote:Shades and Scratch...are you decent guys? I don't want anymore nightmares. ;=)


I'm not. I'm definitely the stuff of which nightmares are made.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Seven
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Post by _Seven »

I voted "Mormon" but I am no longer active for doctrinal reasons. I fall between "Mormon" and "exMormon" and I am critical of the LDS church. I don't go far enough to declare the church is a fraud, but am educated enough by what I have learned to "not know" if it is true. I have not resigned and do not plan to but I will not support the LDS church by serving a calling or paying 10% any longer.

I still live by the same principles of Jesus Christ that I believe are good and true, and I also live the Word of Wisdom for the health benefits.
_asbestosman
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Post by _asbestosman »

Dr. Shades wrote:
why me wrote:Shades and Scratch...are you decent guys? I don't want anymore nightmares. ;=)


I'm not. I'm definitely the stuff of which nightmares are made.


Aha! I've solved the mystery! Mr. Itchy is none other than Dr. Shades. How else would Itchy know so much about Shades? And now with this last confession about being the stuffnightmaresare made of, the connection is certain.
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_KerryAShirts
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Post by _KerryAShirts »

If Shades is itchy, then he owes Jersey Girl and Harmony a seriously sincere apology for causing so many problems over on ZLMB. I was falsely accused of being itchy, and it was false totally. I haven't posted on the Z in over a flippin YEAR, and just barely got back here after a 6 month vacation............
_twinkie
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Post by _twinkie »

Count me as a Star Wars Nerd, too. Or was that a choice? I'm a short-time member.
_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

twinkie wrote:Count me as a Star Wars Nerd, too. Or was that a choice? I'm a short-time member.


We'll save that poll for when they release Star Wars 7.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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