Coggins7 wrote:Why is the female always the cupcake to be licked?
Even though this is at the veritable end of this tiresome thread, this question just begs for a thorough satirical treatment. That treatment would, of necessity, be at the 'R' or 'X' level, and hence, improper for me to proceed with, even though the temptation is nearly unbearable.
Coggins7 wrote:Why is the female always the cupcake to be licked?
Even though this is at the veritable end of this tiresome thread, this question just begs for a thorough satirical treatment. That treatment would, of necessity, be at the 'R' or 'X' level, and hence, improper for me to proceed with, even though the temptation is nearly unbearable.
I think it would work better with pies. No boy wants to eat a licked pie. Maybe throw some greasy hot dogs in the pie to make the point that no boy wants to eat a pie filled with old wiener juice. That analogy would be only slightly more transparent than the cupcake analogy.
"We of this Church do not rely on any man-made statement concerning the nature of Deity. Our knowledge comes directly from the personal experience of Joseph Smith." - Gordon B. Hinckley
"It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Mormon Church even if the criticism is true." - Dallin H. Oaks
beastie wrote:Ewww. If you all keep it up with the weiner juice my boyfriend may sue you for turning me against sex.
It's not exactly as attractive an image as a cupcake is it? (Weiner juice, not sex :)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
beastie wrote:I just threw up a little in my mouth.
So you see, using old weiner juice on the cupcake instead of licking it would be a better lesson. Women on this thread are ready to give up sex. The lesson works.
"We of this Church do not rely on any man-made statement concerning the nature of Deity. Our knowledge comes directly from the personal experience of Joseph Smith." - Gordon B. Hinckley
"It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Mormon Church even if the criticism is true." - Dallin H. Oaks
moksha wrote:Bond, Juliann's file of naughty quotations grows ever thicker when you use such expressions as "weiner juice".
Do you think she would prefer "weiner water" or "middle leg maranade"?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07