Oh man, oh man, OH MAN!!
I signed on as an unwitting born again Christian. Who had never heard much about the Mormons
Things I learned on chat tonight:
Christians are wrong, Christ said so.
The Hebrews were the very first to arrive in the American continents.
The Indians descended from these Hebrews, even though I point out century old archaeological and recent DNA research that proves they are of Siberian descent.
He denies this because he has a spiritual witness about the Book of Mormon... yeesh!
Indians practiced Christianity before Christ was even born.
Smith was told in the first vision to restore the truth that Christ established. I slapped him on that with a direct link to the FV story on Mormon.org..
The world was not ready for the FULL gospel of Christ... for 1800 years!
I am still chatting, we are talking about Danny and his hat trick expose on the PBS special!
"That guy does no know what he is talking about..." ROTFL!!!
But he is from BYU!
"In the last days the very elect will be deceived..." OMG!!!
Good times!
Chat live with a missionary is very FUN!
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_DonBradley
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You can chat live with a missionary? How?
It's interesting, by the way, that the missionary you chatted with was unaware of "others," limited geography, and the like. Most Internet apologists seem sure these ideas have spread throughout the church, and, indeed, were always plausible and always present throughout Mormon history.
Don
It's interesting, by the way, that the missionary you chatted with was unaware of "others," limited geography, and the like. Most Internet apologists seem sure these ideas have spread throughout the church, and, indeed, were always plausible and always present throughout Mormon history.
Don
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Re: Chat live with a missionary is very FUN!
Porter, you are a dirty old troll. ROFL
"And yet another little spot is smoothed out of the echo chamber wall..." Bond
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Hit Mormon.org, click Ask-a-qeustion, upper right, click "Chat Live 7am- 10:30pm MST"DonBradley wrote:You can chat live with a missionary? How?
It's interesting, by the way, that the missionary you chatted with was unaware of "others," limited geography, and the like. Most Internet apologists seem sure these ideas have spread throughout the church, and, indeed, were always plausible and always present throughout Mormon history.
Don
He confirmed he works for the MTC(pronounced empty sea). I told him he does not know very much for being paid to represent the church in the chat room.
He just kept saying that he KNEW if I would just pray with a sincere heart and real intent to know the truth(BLAH BLAH BLAH) then I would come to the same conclusion as him..
I have chatted 7-10 times with those unwitting keepers of 5 pound weaking testimonkies. They are no match for my 800 lbs gorilla named TRUTH, he wipes the floor with their testimonkies. My experience is they have only the chapelest of chapel Mormons as the continually bear their frigging testiphony at every chance..
A common thing they say is, I KNOW it is true cuz god told me through casper the holy ghost.
Hey COB lurkers, that is not gonna cut it! Sure you might lure in a few AOL users, but for the most part the people coming to the chat rooms do not want to hear your rote testiphonies.
By the end of my chat with them, they are ususally bit hot and testy and repeat their testiphony and some will say I have strengthened it.. WTF? Do they really think that non member will jive with such mo'speak?
I keep it very civil and act like I am very interested.. I lie in wait to reveal! It is soooo easy to set traps for them to fall into, hell they sometimes sit and watch me dig the hole, then they just jump right into it!
All in all, it is like taunting the kids at the santa display in the mall.. too easy!
Enjoy!
Next time I will probably ask them to chat-pray with me and make them think I am having a giant mo'gasm burning bosom!
Since LDS Inc won't give me back all of my tithing, I figure I have 10-20 years of free entertainment ala Mormon.org chat!
Thanks Hink!
Remember to clear all Mormon.org cookies afterward, it makes you look like a new chatter to their system and you get assigned real quick! I also use different public proxy servers incase they want to try and pull a Wyatt and block my IP.
SUCKAs'!
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I will brandish the truth of Mormonism everywhere until the day comes that they stop forcing human mo'spam across the front porches of the citizens of this nation.The Nehor wrote:Porter, to quote Buzz Lightyear:
"You are a sad, unhappy little man."
Not a week goes by at work or play that I have the opportunity to share the truth with someone. I look for the opportunities.
My chats with these chapel Mormons will hopefully get them to think about things and perhaps be the first straw for them.
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