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_Jersey Girl
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Polygamy Porter wrote:Ahhh Jgirl?... sorry not following...

Let me be direct.

Do you live in a trailer?

Do you love to shop at walmart?


I have no doubt whatsoever that you're not "following", Porter. What makes you think that I might live in a trailer? Let's begin there...

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_Dr. Shades
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_The Nehor
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Does anyone else see something wrong with going online with someone and lying repeatedly to others for the purpose of entertainment? Even if you believe those on the other end are incorrect does that justify this level of deception?
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_Mercury
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The Nehor wrote:Does anyone else see something wrong with going online with someone and lying repeatedly to others for the purpose of entertainment? Even if you believe those on the other end are incorrect does that justify this level of deception?


What if the other person is lying to himself the whole time? I think that makes it both entertaining and constructive.
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_The Nehor
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Mercury wrote:
The Nehor wrote:Does anyone else see something wrong with going online with someone and lying repeatedly to others for the purpose of entertainment? Even if you believe those on the other end are incorrect does that justify this level of deception?


What if the other person is lying to himself the whole time? I think that makes it both entertaining and constructive.


Lying to liars is justified? I think that would make the situation akin to watching Shiz and Coriantumr fight it out. No matter who wins you're both wrong.
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_Sethbag
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I'm not sure he said it was justified, only that it was fun. Consider it a vice, I guess. :-)

I haven't done this. I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it, either.
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_Polygamy Porter
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The Nehor wrote:Lying to liars is justified? I think that would make the situation akin to watching Shiz and Coriantumr fight it out. No matter who wins you're both wrong.
Deceiving the unwittingly ignorant seems to justified for your cult.
Counting people as strong members who never attend is justified? Seems to be for your cult leader Flash Gordon.

Telling non members that a boy had an actual visit from god and Jesus is justified? We all know it is an outright lie. We all know it did not happen that way, and one of my experiences with an online mo'chatter resulted in them being corrected by me when they LIED and told me that Smith was told during the supposed first vision to restore the true church. I pointed him to the very page he sent me and told him he was lying. He apologized and said he was new..

When I interact with these poor saps on Mormon.org chat, I am revealing truths about their own beliefs, things that many of them did not know. If they ask if I am a member, I don't lie, I tell them "No, I am not". Gordo might count me as a member, but ethically I am not a member.
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_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Keep trying Paul, it is very telling.

just so you know, a well respected member of this board will be meeting my wife and myself for dinner soon. I will encourage this person to return and report on how pleasant, daily bathed, shaved, and handsome I look and also report on the hotness of my wife. Nope, no wanking needed here, cuz not only is she hot but she loves to share her hotness with da' Porter!

With all of the problems you exhibit here Paul, and IF you are married, I already have an idea of what your wife looks like. The mo'chapels are full of em on Sunday. Honestly, I'd spank that monkey if I were a husband of such a woman. Ever wonder why porn and such activities are so rampant in the only true church of god? Men are sex machines and have drives that these sexually repressed frumpy women can't and won't fulfill. They do not enjoy real sex, and many feel that enjoyment of pure sex is wrong. Not saying all, but the vast majority.

So, these Mormon men(men with normal male sex drives) see this real sex and then some on the internet and the once a month missionary position with Frumpy Dumpy Dorthy just is not enough for them. Soon they are caught up in a habitual daily relationship of calling up their secret right hand mistress and go on a late night 15 minute cyberdate--downstairs in the family room!

Remember the stake president mayor of Clearfield last year? BUSTED for porn on his city owned laptop? All because his Mormon wife would not give him what he needed. Real sex that he saw over 8,000 times on his laptop.



Yes, and just like Arioch, PP doubtless spends a great deal of time and energy maintaining the appearance of civility and maturity in public. When in the private anonymity of the WWW, however", the mask comes of and the real PP is revealed to be who and what he really is: an impotent, angry, pathetic little bigot.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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_Roger Morrison
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Post by _Roger Morrison »

I "Chatted" a Missionary. Interesting...

BUT,,, not half the fun of reading, "Porter an' Jersey"!! You guys got a real-thing going here! I can vizualize you each wearing head-sets, sitting across the table from each other, mics tuned & phones ringing...

We lost "Imus" now we got "PP & Jersey Girl"... Can i be yer Agent?? Some great dialogue PP... "...wheels, on or off..." Jersey Gal, i liked "...I'm no Dentist..."!!!
"Wally-World", rings much better than "Wally-Land" that i used when spotting an over-night-camping-spot--LOL!!

I needed the fun today... Thanks guys, warm regards, Roger
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_Polygamy Porter
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Post by _Polygamy Porter »

Coggins7 wrote:Yes, and just like Arioch, PP doubtless spends a great deal of time and energy maintaining the appearance of civility and maturity in public. When in the private anonymity of the WWW, however", the mask comes of and the real PP is revealed to be who and what he really is: an impotent, angry, pathetic little bigot.
Oh boy, we have another Wade on our hands.

Actually, if you knew how many children that my wife and I have, you would realize I am the opposite of impotent, in the other context of that word, I'd not characterize me as powerless, as I do have the attention of you, and recently DCP over my truth mongering on the mo'chat site!

Additionally, I have 32 garment marks on my stealth helicopter which goes around completely unnoticed and fires garment piercing bullets of truth! that's right! To my credit, 32 active members have LEFT the cult and stopped paying tithes! Since their "spiritual death" is completely made up and nothing more than a scare tactic for those left behind, lets look at the bottom line, the one that matters to Flash Gordo, the financial one.

Average wage of these fine folks is $50K, so 32x$5,000= a $160,000 annual loss to LDS Inc!

But it does not end there.. these folks are vocal and most still live and work around the deceived unaware Mormon masses of Utah. Imagine if they were as successful as I!
32x32x$5k = a $5 million annual loss to LDS Inc! I am bleeding the beast!

Oh and those 32 were as successful...

32x32x32x$5k = a whopping $164 MILLION DOLLAR ANNUAL LOSS to LDS Inc! Over a billion dollar loss in six short YEARS!!

I wish I could know the total number of defectors that link to me 10 years from now. And the GENERATIONS that will follow! I know, Gaz, Jason, Liz, Coggy, et al., I know there was a conference talk on this very thing a few years ago... when I heard about it, I rejoiced! My joy was great back then with the few I had helped, imagine my joy today!

I just wish I could keep track of how many brains I turn on while chatting with the kids of the mo'chat site!
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