Signs of life Mr. Coffee?

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Signs of life Mr. Coffee?

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If I recall correctly, Coffee is in Texas. Flash floods...anyone heard from him?
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I hear hes checking the perimeter of his property.
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He's too busy enjoying the local water sports to get on here.

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Post by _Mr. Coffee »

No. I'm still here.

Gaz, nice thought, but while I love a good amphibious assault, not likely.


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Coffee,

As if on cue...nice to see signs of life! I was wondering about you and the flooding situation.

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Jersey Girl wrote:Coffee,

As if on cue...nice to see signs of life! I was wondering about you and the flooding situation.

Jersey Girl


Jersey Girl, as if a mere act of "god" could stop me? You belittle me without knowing it, lady....
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I hear the Texans are making the best of the excess water:

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I'm Texan, our lake is full up again. No more rocks to ruin waterskiing
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The Nehor wrote:I'm Texan, our lake is full up again. No more rocks to ruin waterskiing


You let rocks get in the way of fun? And you call yourself a "Texan"...

Pussy.

Those aren't rocks, those are slolum gates.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:
The Nehor wrote:I'm Texan, our lake is full up again. No more rocks to ruin waterskiing


You let rocks get in the way of fun? And you call yourself a "Texan"...

Pussy.

Those aren't rocks, those are slolum gates.


I don't know about you but the prop on my boat doesn't slalom very well through hidden underwater gates. Then it starts demanding to be replaced.

I don't call myself a Texan. I'm a transplanted Californian and proud of it.
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