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Mr. Coffee wrote:No one really gives a crap that you are offended by someone saying "cock" in your presense, nor do any of us give a rusty “F” if you think it's lowbrow to call you a "cockbite", cockbite. After all, you seem like someone that bites cock. Spade's a shovel and all that, jackass.


What you mean is you cannot think of anything intelligent to say that does not involve penis, obscenity, and poorly conceived Pidgin English. Whatever makes you happy. I'm sure you think you're this generation's Oscar Wilde. To each his own.
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Pumplehoober wrote:What you mean is you cannot think of anything intelligent to say that does not involve penis, obscenity, and poorly conceived Pidgin English. Whatever makes you happy. I'm sure you think you're this generation's Oscar Wilde. To each his own.


Yes, because anyone who says "“F”" is obviously poorly educated and of low intelligence, amirite...

Can you validate that with anything other than your "opinion"? For once I'd like to see one of you "bad language means your dumb" assholes actually back your retarded little concept up with something more meaningful than "because I said so".

Consider it a challenge, fuckstain.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Yes, because anyone who says "“F”" is obviously poorly educated and of low intelligence, amirite...
Can you validate that with anything other than your "opinion"? For once I'd like to see one of you "bad language means your dumb" assholes actually back your retarded little concept up with something more meaningful than "because I said so".
Consider it a challenge, fuckstain.


As expected you do not “get it.” The problem with language is not that people use it, but that they use it incorrectly. For example I suppose the term “rusty “F”” could easily be used in an intelligent and witty manner, but you are simply using it to use obscenity. Your obscenity is an end in itself. You swear to swear.

For example, the TV show, “The Wire” has one scene where the only word used is ““F”.” It involves two police officers at a crime scene. They keep saying, ““F”” over and over with different inflections depending on the situation. It was a good scene, and the swearing was both appropriate to the scene and used intelligently. A professor friend of mine used it in a college class she was teaching to teach her students to write better (it involved how words are used, in this case only one was used to convey a spectrum of meaning).

I saw a stand up routine where the different grammatical uses of ““F”” were discussed. It is very funny, and very intelligent. In this case the underlying discussion of grammatical parts of speech was integral to the routine and elevated it above simple swearing.

The problem here is that you are not using vulgarity to add wit, irony, or depth to commentary, but as filler. You use “fuckstain” because you want to insult, and cannot do so with any more complexity. It is not that intelligent people cannot swear, but that your swearing lacks anything resembling intelligent application.

By all means, please carry on swearing like a sailor.
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Pumplehoober wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
Pumplehoober wrote:How ironic. Isn't the entire point of this forum to provide a place to insult Dr. Daniel Peterson and Jullian?


Actually, no.

This is the purpose of the board...taken from the Home Page:


Well since the Home Page says so it simply MUST be true. What wonderful logic!!!!


Actually, it's excellent logic since the Home Page content was written by Dr. Shades, the owner of the board, and this board is his creation and reflects his vision.
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liz3564 wrote:Actually, it's excellent logic since the Home Page content was written by Dr. Shades, the owner of the board, and this board is his creation and reflects his vision.


Actually it is abysmal logic. What Shades, wants, envisioned, or believes is completely irrelevant. Shades has asserted that he does not censor. This is supposed to be a laissez faire board, so the Home Page means absolutely nothing. His vision survived until the first post. From there on the board became what posters wanted it to be, and that is a bitch board. Claiming otherwise is just silly, especially in reference to the home page.
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Pumplehoober wrote:As expected you do not “get it.” The problem with language is not that people use it, but that they use it incorrectly. For example I suppose the term “rusty “F”” could easily be used in an intelligent and witty manner, but you are simply using it to use obscenity. Your obscenity is an end in itself. You swear to swear.


So you wonk on about cussing being a sign of lack of intelligence, then go on to say "it's ok, but only if it meets my particular standards for usage"?

Are you damned high or just stupid, son?


Pumplehoober wrote:For example, the TV show, “The Wire” has one scene where the only word used is ““F”.” It involves two police officers at a crime scene. They keep saying, ““F”” over and over with different inflections depending on the situation.


Because vocal inflection in TEXT, much like visual slapstick on radio, works so very damned well, now doesn't it?


Pumplehoober wrote:It was a good scene, and the swearing was both appropriate to the scene and used intelligently. A professor friend of mine used it in a college class she was teaching to teach her students to write better (it involved how words are used, in this case only one was used to convey a spectrum of meaning).


Hence why I love the word "“F”", because it has more meanings then you can shake a big goddamned stick at.

Oh, what was your point again, other than you being a backpeddling, style-over-substance usage jackass?



Pumplehoober wrote:The problem here is that you are not using vulgarity to add wit, irony, or depth to commentary, but as filler.


Wow, so you've go back through damned near 600 posts of mine to verify this? I look on it as using a few small words in the place of a many big words. It's called concise communications, dickweed. Why should I say "why don't you go away, you mean person" when I can say "go “F” yourself" and save typing time and be to the point about my feelings towards another.

See, assholes like you hide behind words. Assholes like myself stand infront of them. You'll use fifty words to tell someone to “F” off just to aviod having to say "“F” off". I'll just be honest and up front by telling them "“F” Off".

But I'm still waiting for you to provide an actual reason for why "cussin' is bad, mmm'kay". All you've done so far is play the the movable goal posts and act like a self-rightious moron so far.



Pumplehoober wrote: You use “fuckstain” because you want to insult, and cannot do so with any more complexity. It is not that intelligent people cannot swear, but that your swearing lacks anything resembling intelligent application.


So instead of actually defending your position that "cussing = low intelligence", you instead post a long-winded (read as damned BORING) ad hominem and change your position to "cussing is fine as long as you do it in a manner I like".

Congradufuckinglations, you've graduated to MORON!

If I was after simply insulting you I'd have left it with the first post where I was just insulting you. Instead I'm trying to get you to actually defend your retarded position only to findout that besides being a socksniffing douche, you're also an intellectually dishonest fuckhead to boot.


Pumplehoober wrote: By all means, please carry on swearing like a sailor.


Sailor's don't have anything on Marines when it comes to creative use of various dirty four and five letter words.
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Pumplehoober wrote:
liz3564 wrote:Actually, it's excellent logic since the Home Page content was written by Dr. Shades, the owner of the board, and this board is his creation and reflects his vision.


Actually it is abysmal logic. What Shades, wants, envisioned, or believes is completely irrelevant. Shades has asserted that he does not censor. This is supposed to be a laissez faire board, so the Home Page means absolutely nothing. His vision survived until the first post. From there on the board became what posters wanted it to be, and that is a bitch board. Claiming otherwise is just silly, especially in reference to the home page.


And aren't you glad it's a bitch board? You're here bitching.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:So you wonk on about cussing being a sign of lack of intelligence, then go on to say "it's ok, but only if it meets my particular standards for usage"?

Are you damned high or just stupid, son?


The problem is you do not really have much else to say. You can call me stupid all you like, but the fact is you are using insults and swearing because you simply lack the ability to communicate without such terms. Take out the insults and swearing and you really say nothing important or really that profound.

If you really are a Marine, I suspect you do this a lot. You seem to use swearing as an attempt to project aggressiveness due to a lack of substantive commentary otherwise. Sort of like the person who uses physical aggressiveness in person. It's entirely possible that you're 5 foot tall and 100 lbs. and simply using this aggressive persona online, or perhaps you're 6'5'' and 250 lbs. and use physical aggressiveness in person. In either case it is a coping mechanism to avoid the reality that you're mentally limited and cannot interact any other way.

The sad thing is, most of the Marines I know take the opposite approach. Most are not aggressive at all and rely on their intellects to solve problems, but then they have an intellect to use. So if you would like, please continue to bluster and swear, but it is a transparent attempt to hide the lack of actual brains.

I'm willing to bet that if pushed you will resort to threats of physical force here, which is absurd and silly, but without another option you have to go somewhere and the old fallback is physical aggression.
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Pumplehoober wrote:Wonk wonk wonk, blah blah blah, dodge dodge dodge, ad hominem bullfuckery, insert strawmandering douchebaggery here, blah wonk blah


So instead of defending your position that "people who cuss are not intelligent" instead you engage in a long winded, fallacy laden, asshole of a personal attack. Nice...

Tell me, son, are you always an overly wordy douchebag that lacks the balls or the brains to properly defend your arguments, or did you just smoke some really got reefer and forgot to share with the rest of the class?

So, are you going to defend your position or not? Anytime you're ready.


Pumplehoober wrote:The sad thing is, most of the Marines I know take the opposite approach.


You must not know any Marines at all then. The entire branch is characterized by a massive lack of tact. Besides that, saying "Most Marines I know" is a moronic anecdote, has not a damned bit or relevance to the topic at hand, and proves point blank that you couldn't argue your way out of a traffic ticket if you were pornstar and you offered to blow the cop.

So, seriously, shitbird... Are you ever going to defend your position or are you just going to be an overly verbose fuckwit with delusions of intellect? All you've done so far is dodge, BS, and engage in most every form of dishonest debate bullfuckery known to man.


Pumplehoober wrote:I'm willing to bet that if pushed you will resort to threats of physical force here, which is absurd and silly, but without another option you have to go somewhere and the old fallback is physical aggression.


Why bother doing it here when I can just resolve your IP to a physical address?


Anyfucking ways, if you ever get around to trying to actually defend your argument that "profanity is a sign of lack of intelligence" just get on with it. You're damned boring me, asshole.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Tell me, son, are you always an overly wordy douchebag that lacks the balls or the brains to properly defend your arguments, or did you just smoke some really got reefer and forgot to share with the rest of the class?


Again you have to resort to bluster and posturing. Because you cannot understand the explanation does not mean it is not there.

You must not know any Marines at all then. The entire branch is characterized by a massive lack of tact. Besides that, saying "Most Marines I know" is a moronic anecdote, has not a damned bit or relevance to the topic at hand, and proves point blank that you couldn't argue your way out of a traffic ticket if you were pornstar and you offered to blow the cop.


I worked with Gen. Krulak for a while after he was Commandant. He once remarked that you could always tell a real Marine because he did not feel the need to tell everyone he was a Marine. I suspect you are 13 or so and adopting the posture to show everyone how tough you are.

Why bother doing it here when I can just resolve your IP to a physical address?


Because you can't. Why make such an empty threat, or the threat at all? I do not think you could survive an hour in my neighborhood. I certainly know you would not be able to find your way down the street.

I've got to wonder what innate flaw exists that you have to try this hard to compensate?
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