Who Knows wrote:Find something that makes him feel insecure, and then keep bringing it up. (he's not making enough money to support the family, he doesn't have enough muscles, he's got a small wiener, he sucks in bed, etc.). Give him a taste of his own medicine. Or, you could approach him that way - "this is what I feel like when you tell me I'm too fat..."
You guys crack me up! :)
I wonder if that approach would work- or would it backfire? Either way I think I would feel too guilty.
But you guys have seriously helped me out. Thank you.
sailgirl7 wrote:I'll have to try that approach- I bet he won't like it much! :)
Well damn it sounds like you don't like being told to go from a weight that says "I'm damn hot" to "I'm a damn skeleton". Tell him to have three kids and then get back to the shape he was when he was 19 or 21 or whatever. One good verbal slap on the nose with a rolled up newspaper is enough to get most guys with even a lick of common sense to shape up their treatment of their better-halve.
:) You're making me crack up- seriously- you guys are great!
Who Knows wrote:Find something that makes him feel insecure, and then keep bringing it up. (he's not making enough money to support the family, he doesn't have enough muscles, he's got a small wiener, he sucks in bed, etc.). Give him a taste of his own medicine. Or, you could approach him that way - "this is what I feel like when you tell me I'm too fat..."
You guys crack me up! :)
I wonder if that approach would work- or would it backfire? Either way I think I would feel too guilty.
But you guys have seriously helped me out. Thank you.
Why feel guilty? He's the one treating you bad. Hell (I'm a big smartass so) I'd tell him "alright I'll lose 10 pounds if you'll grow your dick 2 inches in both directions. Do that and I'll lose the weight. Otherwise.....you're SOL".
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Bond...James Bond wrote: Why feel guilty? He's the one treating you bad. Hell (I'm a big smartass so) I'd tell him "alright I'll lose 10 pounds if you'll grow your dick 2 inches in both directions. Do that and I'll lose the weight. Otherwise.....you're SOL".
Bond wrote:Why feel guilty? He's the one treating you bad. Hell (I'm a big smartass so) I'd tell him "alright I'll lose 10 pounds if you'll grow your dick 2 inches in both directions. Do that and I'll lose the weight. Otherwise.....you're SOL".
LOL! You've got to warn me before you do that, Bond! I just spit out Pepsi all over my screen!
Bond...James Bond wrote:Why feel guilty? He's the one treating you bad. Hell (I'm a big smartass so) I'd tell him "alright I'll lose 10 pounds if you'll grow your dick 2 inches in both directions. Do that and I'll lose the weight. Otherwise.....you're SOL".
Something this brought to mind: all things shrink with time. That which is barely adequate at 25 has almost disappeared entirely 30 years later.
Bond...James Bond wrote:Why feel guilty? He's the one treating you bad. Hell (I'm a big smartass so) I'd tell him "alright I'll lose 10 pounds if you'll grow your dick 2 inches in both directions. Do that and I'll lose the weight. Otherwise.....you're SOL".
Something this brought to mind: all things shrink with time. That which is barely adequate at 25 has almost disappeared entirely 30 years later.
The "shrinkage" episode from "Seinfeld" just popped into my head.
Well personally I think anyone who's 120 after three kids has done pretty well. That's probably about as good as you'll do short of chopping off a limb. It's as likely you'll lose those 10 lbs or whatever (which you probably don't need to lose by the way) as for your hubby to make his manhood grow after he's gotten everything God's going to give him. It's just reality. Tell him to face it. 5-3 and 122 (which is probably right in someone's ideal weight area) is nothing to snort at. I wish I was in that great of shape....well it would be 6-0 215 or so in my case. Some people just don't have the genetic makeup to get down to 98 lbs or whatever.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
Bond...James Bond wrote:Well personally I think anyone who's 120 after three kids has done pretty well. That's probably about as good as you'll do short of chopping off a limb. It's as likely you'll lose those 10 lbs or whatever (which you probably don't need to lose by the way) as for your hubby to make his manhood grow after he's gotten everything God's going to give him. It's just reality. Tell him to face it. 5-3 and 122 (which is probably right in someone's ideal weight area) is nothing to snort at. I wish I was in that great of shape....well it would be 6-0 215 or so in my case. Some people just don't have the genetic makeup to get down to 98 lbs or whatever.
You are awesome Bond- no wonder Liz has you for a boy toy! ;)