Say hello to the real Mr. Coffee...

[_barrelomonkeys]

As a military brat myself, I grew up around some really immature servicemen, so although I was skeptical with some of the Coffee talk, I just assumed he was kind of a loose nut vet. These guys exist. There really are military vets who do little more than sit around and cuss at people like a 14 year old would, though I am unaware of any who do so on the internet.

Well that's why I gave him the benefit of the doubt dart. He may actually be a military vet. The "kid picture" could be a different persona for a different board.

He is still full of crap however.

[_Mercury]

As a military brat myself, I grew up around some really immature servicemen, so although I was skeptical with some of the Coffee talk, I just assumed he was kind of a loose nut vet. These guys exist. There really are military vets who do little more than sit around and cuss at people like a 14 year old would, though I am unaware of any who do so on the internet.

Well that's why I gave him the benefit of the doubt dart. He may actually be a military vet. The "kid picture" could be a different persona for a different board.

He is still full of crap however.

Or he could have been just trolling for teenagers.

[_Jersey Girl]

As a military brat myself, I grew up around some really immature servicemen, so although I was skeptical with some of the Coffee talk, I just assumed he was kind of a loose nut vet. These guys exist. There really are military vets who do little more than sit around and cuss at people like a 14 year old would, though I am unaware of any who do so on the internet.

Exactly so, dart.

[_Jersey Girl]

I wasn't planning to weigh in here but anyway:

Well, there are several hints.

For one, the both use the same photobucket account. This is not necessarily indicative of the same identity, but it is a data point.

Secondly, read the posting style on Anime Fansub Forum (where they use the same photobucket account)…

http://anbudom.net/forum/index.php?showuser=17141

Dylan is in the Army, and would have some military experience to draw on. It's not a 100% match. He also might be Mighty Max on another forum.

And he might be just some guy who wanted to post on this board like everyone else does! Stalker, true to form, is about stalking anyone who crawls up his butt on a thread.

Is this what you guys want on this board?

Someone doesn't like what another person says, pathologically pieces together a bunch of stuff and says "maybe" that's you? So what if it IS coffee? If bullshitting and being full of crap are the criteria for being disinvited from this board then half the damn community would be gone.

by the way, the guy in the photo isn't sporting a military haircut either. Just FYI.

[Manetho]

I'm looking through this mountain of horse crap Pumplestalker is going on about and I have yet to find this kid using my photobucket account. Show me the exact picture and I can dispell that notion right fast. It's as simple as me accessing my photobucket account and deleating the picture he's leeching off me. Also, let's look at the other pictures this kid links to. Wouldn't be at all suprised to see that this kid is using multiple accounts from multiple services, none of which are his.

Wow, you've managed to find a bandwidth leech. Good job, Holmes, I think you've solved the case!

Book of Mormon, the rest of you, you guys want to fall for this BS then by all means do so.


Edit: Here's more fun. That anime site profile for "Dai" you listed. The kid uses an image leeched from a 4chan site

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/i ... field3.jpg

Two different Imageshack accounts... (I seriously wouldn't advise clicking on either...)

http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=3in17ks.jpg And http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... let6ip.jpg

So go figure he wouldn't be above leeching bandwidth from another photohosting site.

Then there's this guy's typing. You'll notice that I tend to capitalize the letter "I" when refering to myself. This kid doesn't. A lot of other typing oddities there as well. I know I'm not the world's best a grammer and punctiation, but this kid doesn't even make an attempt.


If this is the best you can do, Pumplestalker, pretty sad.

[_Jersey Girl]

I'm looking through this mountain of horse crap Pumplestalker is going on about and I have yet to find this kid using my photobucket account. Show me the exact picture and I can dispell that notion right fast. It's as simple as me accessing my photobucket account and deleating the picture he's leeching off me. Also, let's look at the other pictures this kid links to. Wouldn't be at all suprised to see that this kid is using multiple accounts from multiple services, none of which are his.

Wow, you've managed to find a bandwidth leech. Good job, Holmes, I think you've solved the case!

Book of Mormon, the rest of you, you guys want to fall for this BS then by all means do so.

Coffee...it's not BS in the purest sense of the term...it's a smoke screen to draw attention away from the fact that you backed Stalker into a corner and wouldn't let him out. Everything he posted is pieced together BS. If folks can't read between the lines where he says "might be" , etc. they aren't paying attention.

I stand by what I stated earlier. I don't care if you're a card carrying loon on a popsicle stick, you didn't come here for the sole purpose of stalking one of our community....unlike Stalker.

[_Blixa]

[_Pumplehoober]

I'm looking through this mountain of horse crap Pumplestalker is going on about and I have yet to find this kid using my photobucket account.

Naturally. Try here...

http://www.pgnx.net/forums/archive/inde ... 17745.html

or here...

http://anbudom.net/forum/index.php?show ... e=threaded

You're a pathetic loser, Coffee, why not slink away with some self-respect?

Book of Mormon, the rest of you, you guys want to fall for this BS then by all means do so.

Like how you were in Rwanda, how you helped steal a nuclear warhead, or how you think Iceland is a winter wasteland? Why not threaten me too?

[_Mr. Coffee]

or here...

http://anbudom.net/forum/index.php?show ... e=threaded

Try it now.

Notice how the image he leeched no longer appears? You'll also notice that the guy you're trying to asscoaite me with has been shown to leech from multiple sites. Notice you never answered that bit.

You're a pathetic loser, Coffee, why not slink away with some self-respect?

And you're a little asswipe that seems to be persuing a crossboard vendetta for some unknown reason. All you've done since you've got here is pretty much engage in a massive series of ad hominem attacks. Why don't you go crawl back under the rock you came out from?

[_Pumplehoober]

Try it now.

Notice how the image he leeched no longer appears? You'll also notice that the guy you're trying to asscoaite me with has been shown to leech from multiple sites. Notice you never answered that bit.

You don't get it. It's not just your sharing the same photobucket account. It's the lies about Iceland, the lies about the Bronze Star, the lies about your dead son, the lies about entering the Marine Corps, the lies about being in Rwanda, the lies about everything you did. The shared photobucket account was a data point. The rest is what sunk you.

And you're a little asswipe that seems to be persuing a crossboard vendetta for some unknown reason. All you've done since you've got here is pretty much engage in a massive series of ad hominem attacks. Why don't you go crawl back under the rock you came out from?

Kind of like the rock you hatched out from under? Stop whining. You made this bed, just sleep in it. Tell everyone about how, when Daddy took you to Arlington to tell you all about honor and being a warrior he also told you that people died so you could lie to recruiters.

Spin me a tale of overblown machismo and the dangers of you and your paintball gun “Linda”.