TBM gets into trouble at FAIR conference

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:56 am

Do you think I'll get banned from MAD if I call Juliann "Delores" the next time I converse with her on MAD?

Post by **_dartagnan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:06 am

Well, I met Juliann once, and I'd say she looks more like Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:11 am

dartagnan wrote:Well, I met Juliann once, and I'd say she looks more like Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne.

I always pictured her more as Annie Wilkes in Misery.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:13 am

dartagnan wrote:Well, I met Juliann once, and I'd say she looks more like Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne.

This one?

Post by **_dartagnan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:17 am

Nah..

This one

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:18 am

opps

This one?

The sweet spirit one?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:19 am

dartagnan wrote:Nah..

This one

Isn't that Annie Wilkes from Misery again? As I recall Dolores Claiborne's weapon of choice was the rolling pin....or a big hole in the ground. I think Juliann would much favor the axe over a rolling pin. More to the point.

Post by **_dartagnan** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:39 am

Maybe one day FAIR will turn loose the Danite Pussies.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:02 am

I can't stop laughing.

You're upset because the Conference people wouldn't let people alter the seating and then gloating as if this is a major victory and you've exposed them for who they really are.

Post by **_Blixa** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:09 am

The Nehor wrote:I can't stop laughing.

You're upset because the Conference people wouldn't let people alter the seating and then gloating as if this is a major victory and you've exposed them for who they really are.

???

Ardis Parshall is a fervent and devoted Mormon journalist/historian (or to be less reverent, a digger of Faith-Promoting Rumor's from the church archives). That a group of professional TBM's would take umbrage at her for any reason, least of all at the premier public apolgetic lovefest, is nothing short of absolutely and completely astonishing.

Hence, the humor.

(Perhaps I read too much between the lines, but I wonder if some of the players in this vignette might not be a little jealous of Ardis...)