More Coffee lies...

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:38 pm

Stalker again:

And you prove that you are an idiot. Coffee is not an Anonymous poster. He claims to be David Webb.

Show me one post on this board where Coffee claims to be David Webb.

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:44 pm

Jersey Girl wrote:Stalker again:

And you prove that you are an idiot. Coffee is not an Anonymous poster. He claims to be David Webb.

Show me one post on this board where Coffee claims to be David Webb.

Are you really this stupid? Just when I think you cannot look more foolish, you prove me wrong. Do you even bother trying to find these things out before you open your mouth?

Look at his profile…

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/pr ... 64988a7e6e

His email address is Dallaswebb@hotmail.com. I suppose his name could be Dalla Swebb, or Dal Laswebb, or even Dallaswe BB, but only if you are a complete idiot.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:46 pm

Pumplehoober wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Stalker again:

And you prove that you are an idiot. Coffee is not an Anonymous poster. He claims to be David Webb.

Show me one post on this board where Coffee claims to be David Webb.

Are you really this stupid? Just when I think you cannot look more foolish, you prove me wrong. Do you even bother trying to find these things out before you open your mouth?

Look at his profile…

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/pr ... 64988a7e6e

His email address is Dallaswebb@hotmail.com. I suppose his name could be Dalla Swebb, or Dal Laswebb, or even Dallaswe BB, but only if you are a complete idiot.

You haven't met my request. Show me any place on this board where coffee id's himself as David Webb. Those are your words, not mine. Not Dallas, David.

Let's see it.

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:52 pm

Jersey Girl wrote:
You haven't met my request. Show me any place on this board where coffee id's himself as David Webb. Those are your words, not mine. Not Dallas, David.

Let's see it.

My mistake, I intended to write Dallas. David Webb is Jason Bourne's real name. I just bought both previous Bourne movies on HD, so the name stuck in my head.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:53 pm

Jersey, coffee has claimed to be Dallas Webb to me. I don't feel uncomfortable sharing that information since he also has that on his email on the profile.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:09 am

Pumplehoober wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
You haven't met my request. Show me any place on this board where coffee id's himself as David Webb. Those are your words, not mine. Not Dallas, David.

Let's see it.

My mistake, I intended to write Dallas. David Webb is Jason Bourne's real name. I just bought both previous Bourne movies on HD, so the name stuck in my head.

So where does Dallas Webb link to another web site, web page, or other type of online forum from this board?

For that matter, where does "Dallas Webb" identify that as his name?

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:35 am

Jersey Girl wrote:So where does Dallas Webb link to another web site, web page, or other type of online forum from this board?

The photos Coffee links on this forum are on a photobucket account under the name DEWebb. A Google search has a DEWebb at

http://groups.msn.com/fundiesvsatheists ... hotoID=814

The same picture is posted here. The profile on D_E_Webb indicates it is the same person….

http://msnusers.com/FundiesvsAtheists/m ... ation.msnw

For that matter, where does "Dallas Webb" identify that as his name?

It is the name he apparently goes by here and elsewhere.

So you believe Coffee is a Marine, has PTSD, has a dead son, is a Bronze Star winner, etc... but you do not believe his name is Dallas Webb when that is his email address?!?!?!?

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:49 am

Pumplehoober wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:So where does Dallas Webb link to another web site, web page, or other type of online forum from this board?

The photos Coffee links on this forum are on a photobucket account under the name DEWebb. A Google search has a DEWebb at

http://groups.msn.com/fundiesvsatheists ... hotoID=814

The same picture is posted here. The profile on D_E_Webb indicates it is the same person….

http://msnusers.com/FundiesvsAtheists/m ... ation.msnw

For that matter, where does "Dallas Webb" identify that as his name?

It is the name he apparently goes by here and elsewhere.

So you believe Coffee is a Marine, has PTSD, has a dead son, is a Bronze Star winner, etc... but you do not believe his name is Dallas Webb when that is his email address?!?!?!?

This has not a damn thing to do with what I believe about coffee and thank you for so efficiently proving my point! I couldn't have asked for a better more effective response!

Well done!

Post by **_Pumplehoober** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:52 am

Jersey Girl wrote:This has not a damn thing to do with what I believe about coffee and thank you for so efficiently proving my point! I couldn't have asked for a better more effective response!

Well done!

And what point do you think you have proven?

Post by **_Dr. Shades** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:57 am

Jersey Girl wrote:I thought you were opposed to the Z trolls.

I was, and still am.

I thought you were opposed to Mr. Itchy.

I was, and still am.

I thought you were oppposed to Julianns demands for emails and such from KG[.]

I was, and still am.

And yet here, you allow this Stalker and also Scratch to do exactly the same thing.

Exactly the same thing?? EXACTLY THE SAME THING?!?!?! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what on God's green earth have you been smoking??

Did Pumplehoober post the name of, and register a sock-puppet as, Mr. Coffee's wife? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober repeatedly make mention of Mr. Coffee's place of business? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober mention the particular political party of which Mr. Coffee was a member? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober register a variant of Mr. Coffee's real name as a sock-puppet? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober point out the district and political office for which Mr. Coffee ran (assuming he ever did/could do so)? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober repeatedly use Mr. Coffee's real name although Mr. Coffee had taken pains to never use it on any message board, either in a profile or in any actual messages? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober scour the Internet to discover a hobby of Mr. Coffee's that he himself hadn't mentioned? Y/N
Did Pumplehoober go through all the time and effort to create an entire website to post everything he could possibly discover about Mr. Coffee's real life information? Y/N
Last but not least, did Pumplehoober create a sock-puppet called "Mrs. Robbins" in order to post a link to that website on Mr. Coffee's own message board (assuming he has one) simply in order to aggravate him? Y/N

After you've answered those questions, ask yourself this: Did Mr. Scratch do any of the above? Y/N

Infact, Scratch precipitated the Z trolls/Itchy.

He did absolutely no such thing, and you very well know it. All Mr. Scratch did was mention the real names of two MADites, both of whom had made reference to their own names in the past, online and in full view of everyone. In fact, as soon as he found out that one of them disapproved of his use of that name, even though the disapprover himself revealed his full name online in the past, Mr. Scratch graciously deleted it.

As for Pumplehoober, he simply referenced information that Mr. Coffee himself posted to the Internet and compared the two. Pumplehoober never posted in real life information. about Mr. Coffee that Mr. Coffee didn't already reveal to the world. In short, Pumplehoober did none of the things that uber-stalker "Mr. Itchy" and his disgusting ZLMB sock-puppets did.

I can't possibly believe that the stark, glaring, night-and-day, 180° difference between the two isn't just as obvious to you as it is to the rest of us. You must be joking.

I call BS on this, Doc. Total BS.

As do I, Jersey Girl. As do I.