A truly classic MA&D thread, with a zinger from cinepro

[_barrelomonkeys]

I feel good about lusting after women secure in the knowledge that most of what happens in the privacy of my own head stays there.

You should start a blog.


;P

[_asbestosman]

I'll ask again...

Can someone please enlighten me who or what evergreen is??

I'm not sure, but I often heat it mentioned in conjuction with LDS who experience same-gender attraction. As to the details, I could not say.

[_SatanWasSetUp]

Well what I mean is if you saw naked women all the time you probably all wouldn't be such horn dogs when you see a little flesh.

I'm all for seeing more naked women. Wouldn't it be great if someone invented a machine that all you had to do was type in "naked ladies" and a bunch of pictures of naked ladies would pop-up on the screen.

[_Mister Scratch]

I'll ask again...

Can someone please enlighten me who or what evergreen is??

Scottie---

Evergreen is the LDS-owned (or managed? or sanctioned? in any case, the Church "oversees" it somehow) organization which is used to "re-educate"? homosexuals. Basically, if somebody in the Church as got a "problem" with same-sex attraction, s/he (I would assume that women are sent to, but the people I've met who've been through the Evergreen experience have all been males) is shipped off to Evergreen in order to be "re-aligned." I really think the most honest assessment of Evergreen is this: it is essentially a Church-approved sexuality brainwashing camp. I believe there is a website you can go to in order to learn more. I don't know that many details about it, though I have heard that they run "drills" wherein the male attendees learn to "hug another man without getting aroused." The whole of Evergreen just strikes me as being enormously sinister and disgusting.

[_barrelomonkeys]

Well what I mean is if you saw naked women all the time you probably all wouldn't be such horn dogs when you see a little flesh.

I'm all for seeing more naked women. Wouldn't it be great if someone invented a machine that all you had to do was type in "naked ladies" and a bunch of pictures of naked ladies would pop-up on the screen.

I am going to get right on that!


Even better would be when you search for something like "Petite Sophisticates" and then get a bunch of non sophisticated petites pop up and crash your computer!

Great stuff. :D

[_Some Schmo]

The whole of Evergreen just strikes me as being enormously sinister and disgusting.

Well, if it's a product of the church, that goes without saying.

[_asbestosman]

Well, if it's a product of the church, that goes without saying.

I hear some of the canned food is quite delicious.

[_barrelomonkeys]

http://www.evergreeninternational.org/

[_skippy the dead]

I'll ask again...

Can someone please enlighten me who or what evergreen is??

I'm not sure, but I often heat it mentioned in conjuction with LDS who experience same-gender attraction. As to the details, I could not say.

It's an organization that'll help cure LDS gays into becoming happily straight!

http://www.evergreeninternational.org/

It is alleged that at one point, Evergreen advocated aversion therapy, including electrical shocks or chemical sprays to fix the homosexuals, which may have occurred on the BYU campus.

[_The Nehor]

Well, if it's a product of the church, that goes without saying.

I hear some of the canned food is quite delicious.

The potato pearls beat everything on the market outside of real potatos mashed up.