Some Schmo wrote:Connecting a disease to disobedience is done very rarely and when it does happen it tends to be done by the Nazi Mormon crowd who are also convinced that Diet Coke is as bad as Heroin.
Well, I did know a guy who used to shoot up Diet Coke. He's a vegitable now, and has Lou Gehrig's Disease... Any questions?
If Lou Gehrig's is the punishment for breaking the Sabbath, I wonder what the punishment is for skipping out on Saturday Stake/General conference sessions? Parkinson’s?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
asbestosman wrote:If Lou Gehrig's is the punishment for breaking the Sabbath, I wonder what the punishment is for skipping out on Saturday Stake/General conference sessions? Parkinson’s?
No, you're just subjected to 200 straight viewings of Saturday's Warriors in the afterlife.
EDIT: And by the way, it's this sort of thing that causes people to describe the afterlife as an eternity.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
asbestosman wrote:If Lou Gehrig's is the punishment for breaking the Sabbath, I wonder what the punishment is for skipping out on Saturday Stake/General conference sessions? Parkinson’s?
No, you're just subjected to 200 straight viewings of Saturday's Warriors in the afterlife.
EDIT: And by the way, it's this sort of thing that causes people to describe the afterlife as an eternity.
I thought skipping such meetings just meant more time on Sunday without boredom.
Some Schmo wrote:EDIT: And by the way, it's this sort of thing that causes people to describe the afterlife as an eternity.
I am reminded of the time Homer died by choking on a donut wherupon his spirit rises from his body and also chokes on the donut. Whereupon his spirit's spirit rises and . . .
I think my spirit would choke on its own vomit.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
Some Schmo wrote:No, you're just subjected to 200 straight viewings of Saturday's Warriors in the afterlife.
I take it I couldn't serve the sentances concurrently--kinda like how God has to listen to several hundred million concurrent prayers?
No, because if you watched 200 performances of Southwest concurrently, it would just be like watching something at the mall... all the screens show the same thing.
The prayers are all different though...
Wait a second; I guess they aren't all different. In fact, prayers are just as generic as Mormon musicals!
Hmph. I guess that seems fair, man.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
asbestosman wrote:If Lou Gehrig's is the punishment for breaking the Sabbath, I wonder what the punishment is for skipping out on Saturday Stake/General conference sessions? Parkinson’s?
asbestosman wrote:If Lou Gehrig's is the punishment for breaking the Sabbath, I wonder what the punishment is for skipping out on Saturday Stake/General conference sessions? Parkinson’s?