Here Come The Men In Black

[_Polygamy Porter]

Just finished my morning walk around the Matican and noticed there was a fellow in front of the Morg Library. He was screaming across the street at a man in black, wearing a black suit with an ear piece. I recognized him immediately as Morg security. These guys are everywhere around the Matican - dark suits, smug faces, cop haircuts. Then I noticed there were five following him, two on the corner, and five more walking down the side towards me. Coming out of the West entrance of the Matican were three more.

So as I passed them I sung aloud, "Here come the men in black ..."

The man was obviously distressed, screaming "Quit your G&*D lying!". I think they were waiting for him to step foot off the sidewalk and onto Corporate property, where they could then promptly detain him. Perhaps even try and excise the demons out of him, who knows.

I've never seen so many at the same time, except that one time I was in a pink shirt holding hands with my friend walking across the Main Street Plaza. /smirk

Man you have real issues. Get a shrink.

Jace old boy, you and I know that you are the one with problems.

[_Jason Bourne]

Just finished my morning walk around the Matican and noticed there was a fellow in front of the Morg Library. He was screaming across the street at a man in black, wearing a black suit with an ear piece. I recognized him immediately as Morg security. These guys are everywhere around the Matican - dark suits, smug faces, cop haircuts. Then I noticed there were five following him, two on the corner, and five more walking down the side towards me. Coming out of the West entrance of the Matican were three more.

So as I passed them I sung aloud, "Here come the men in black ..."

The man was obviously distressed, screaming "Quit your G&*D lying!". I think they were waiting for him to step foot off the sidewalk and onto Corporate property, where they could then promptly detain him. Perhaps even try and excise the demons out of him, who knows.

I've never seen so many at the same time, except that one time I was in a pink shirt holding hands with my friend walking across the Main Street Plaza. /smirk

Man you have real issues. Get a shrink.

Jace old boy, you and I know that you are the one with problems.

hardly. Of course you and Infantus are kissing cousins man so you would jump to his defense. As noted, I guess you both spend more time thinking about the LDS Church now then you did when you were members. That signifies some major issues dude.

[_Polygamy Porter]

Just finished my morning walk around the Matican and noticed there was a fellow in front of the Morg Library. He was screaming across the street at a man in black, wearing a black suit with an ear piece. I recognized him immediately as Morg security. These guys are everywhere around the Matican - dark suits, smug faces, cop haircuts. Then I noticed there were five following him, two on the corner, and five more walking down the side towards me. Coming out of the West entrance of the Matican were three more.

So as I passed them I sung aloud, "Here come the men in black ..."

The man was obviously distressed, screaming "Quit your G&*D lying!". I think they were waiting for him to step foot off the sidewalk and onto Corporate property, where they could then promptly detain him. Perhaps even try and excise the demons out of him, who knows.

I've never seen so many at the same time, except that one time I was in a pink shirt holding hands with my friend walking across the Main Street Plaza. /smirk

Man you have real issues. Get a shrink.

Jace old boy, you and I know that you are the one with problems.

hardly. Of course you and Infantus are kissing cousins man so you would jump to his defense. As noted, I guess you both spend more time thinking about the LDS Church now then you did when you were members. That signifies some major issues dude.

I rather defend Infymus any day over you. He stands firm in what he believes and what he does not, you do not.

You are one with issues. You are waiting for either the church to change the number of things you don't like or for your balls to grow big enough to stand up on your own and make a decision.

Good luck on TSCC changing to fit your liking.

[_Jason Bourne]

I rather defend Infymus any day over you.

But of course. Birds of a feather you know...

He stands firm in what he believes

Firmly foolish and angry....what a way to live.

and what he does not, you do not.

Oh I am quite firm in what I believe and fairly consistent about it. Just because it does not match the rigidity and absoluteness you think and pretend you and Infyntus has does not make it wrong or bad. It is working quite well for me actually.

You are one with issues.

Oh am I now. And what are they? Do they compare to the rants and lunacy you spout. Do they come near taking glee about trying to get into and endowment session with a fake recommend and gloating about it? If you really get a thrill from such things and don't think you have issues then I cannot help you at all.

You are waiting for either the church to change the number of things you don't like

Am I now. And what are those things.

or for your balls to grow big enough to stand up on your own and make a decision.

If you are interested in the size of my sexual organs perhaps you can ask my wife abut that. She might just slap you sillier then you already are though. As for making a decsion your head is so far up your ass when it comes to me that it shows just how damn dumb you really are.

Tah tah dope

[_Infymus]

Man you have real issues. Get a shrink.

Why, pray tell, do I have issues, simply because I reported what I saw?

It would seem to me the man yelling at the Matican security had the issues.

[_Infymus]

Since I and others have yet to smell it when passing "the wall", then perhaps in your case the mystery may be better solved in the word: "updraft".

Actually Wade, there is rarely a day that goes by I don't smell horse manure somewhere around the Matican. You see, the TSCC brings it in by the truckload to spread among the acres and acres of flowers they have. I use the very same stuff on my garden each fall. But of course, since I'm Ex-Mormon and you are Mormon, the smell is obviously coming from me, eh? Something about your crap don't stink?

[_Infymus]

But of course. Birds of a feather you know...

Lump us, Mr. Bourne, lump us.

Firmly foolish and angry....what a way to live.

It is your perception that I'm angry. I'm not angry at all. Tactless, yes, but not angry. I have no respect for Mormonism in any form and I am not afraid to attack or expose Mormonism. I believe it is a perception among Mormons: See what happens when you leave! Others such as DCP play hit and run: Upset the Ex-Mormon and run with the material posted afterwards.

You don't know me, you see two sections of posts on the POS and whether or not I should respect Gordo Hinkster as a "Prophet", and you draw your conclusions that my life is full of anger and hatred.

Far from it.

Oh am I now. And what are they? Do they compare to the rants and lunacy you spout. Do they come near taking glee about trying to get into and endowment session with a fake recommend and gloating about it? If you really get a thrill from such things and don't think you have issues then I cannot help you at all.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you trying to draw conclusions on our behavior based upon people like Mike Norton? I'm not interested in doing any such thing nor have I ever.

[_Coggins7]

I see Infymus has misplaced his spray paint, so now he looks like an ex-con instead of one of the people who break windows at WTO meetings. All well and good, as continual exposure could be carcinogenic. There is the issue of the fumes and its possible effects on cognitive functioning, but...oh, never mind.

[_Polygamy Porter]

I see Infymus has misplaced his spray paint. All well and good, as continual exposure could be carcinogenic. There is the issue of the fumes and its possible effects on cognitive functioning, but...oh, never mind.

This coming from a man who believe in hebrew indian ghosts, magic plates and stones, and wears a bakers hat while chanting...