rcrocket wrote:You'll be burning in hell and not know the reason.
I think that if there is a god, there's absolutely no doubt she's a woman, and this would be one of the reasons why. Also, she expects you to know what she wants without actually telling you, gets really pissed if you even think about other gods, and won't even talk to you if you don't ask her for things "the right way."
Oh, and I'm sure god has big tits, so there's that.
You blew my identity, Schmo!
It was suppose to be our little secret!
I can't help it if my PMS lasted through the entire Old Testament. The flood was a particularly bad day.