Seminary: bleary eyed brainwashing

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:08 am

Mercury wrote:Nehor, you are a caricature of naïveté

You're a caricature of an angry adult who can't get over his abusive childhood and has somehow transferred his mommy issues to the religion his parents held. Let's just call it even.

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:16 am

The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:Nehor, you are a caricature of naïveté

You're a caricature of an angry adult who can't get over his abusive childhood and has somehow transferred his mommy issues to the religion his parents held. Let's just call it even.

Yah...all I do every day is sit around and plot on how to seek revenge on Mormonism. I cut myself and burn myself with cigarettes because, really deep down inside I know that the church is true. You know nothing of my past and you know even less about my daily life.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:26 am

Mercury wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:Nehor, you are a caricature of naïveté

You're a caricature of an angry adult who can't get over his abusive childhood and has somehow transferred his mommy issues to the religion his parents held. Let's just call it even.

Yah...all I do every day is sit around and plot on how to seek revenge on Mormonism. I cut myself and burn myself with cigarettes because, really deep down inside I know that the church is true. You know nothing of my past and you know even less about my daily life.

I have no idea whether you know the Church is true. Wouldn't have guessed you cut and burn yourself though. You really should stop.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:29 am

I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:33 am

The Nehor wrote:No, you need to read what I said. What happened was in Second Grade a boy asked me what religion I was in. I said I was Mormon. He looked at me strangely and asked (without any malice) if my dad had lots of marriages (in about those words). I asked my dad why he would say that. He explained some of it.

READ WHAT Nehbore?

You said

I went through school with a healthy diet of polygamy jokes.

So one time in second grade is a HEALTHY DIET?

Talk about stretching the truth. But lemme guess God told you to type out your post like you did, right?

Then you whined

My marital status is a sensitive subject but thanks for your crass reminder. I'll write it off as part of your being drunk.

Hey, just calling what I see.

Don't come on this board acting like you are a perfect Mormon when you are not. Get married like you were commanded to do, then you have a little more piety on which to pontificate.

Perhaps if you spent less time on these boards and less time hanging out with Elo-what-ever-his-mormon-name-is, then you might improve your chances?

Just do like you claim god told you to do and obey the commandment. I am sure there are dozens of sweet spirits in the singles ward just waiting for you to blindly obey!

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:34 am

barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Actually no, it's way too hot for that.

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:34 am

The Nehor wrote:
Mercury wrote:Nehor, you are a caricature of naïveté

You're a caricature of an angry adult who can't get over his abusive childhood and has somehow transferred his mommy issues to the religion his parents held. Let's just call it even.

What the hell is your problem, Nehor? Wade's not here, so you're taking over the role of board jack-ass?

KA

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:36 am

The Nehor wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Actually no, it's way too hot for that.

It should always be too hot for that. ;P

AND I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SO SNARKY! ACK!

*fret*

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:36 am

barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

;)

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:38 am

The Nehor wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I know that Merc has an incredibly sexy voice and is sitting in a fancy smancy hotel right now in New York City missing his beautiful wife and young family.

I know that Nehor will be putting on his one piece footsie jammies at some point this evening and snuggling up with his pillow.

*GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER*

Actually no, it's way too hot for that.

EEk, so now he sits in the corner in just his matching jesuranimal masonic PJs.