Charity has got your number you anti-mormons!

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Gazelam wrote:Liz wrote:
I haven't see Gaz in a while. I wonder if he has left us, too. Gazzy, where are you?

;)



I was offended by a comment from an unmentionable here on the boards, and so have spent my time curled up on the couch with my teddy bears Joseph And Hyrum listening to Fergie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbBVWDtYm0


I was interspacing this with Marathon viewing of Pride and Prejudice on DVD.

I think I'm almost healed and may be back soon.

Love you all,

Gaz


See, if you could just get Good Gaz to conquer Bad Gaz there wouldn't be a problem...
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Blixa..
See, if you could just get Good Gaz to conquer Bad Gaz there wouldn't be a problem...


See now, theres the problem, interpretation. What is good and what is evil? How does one interpret such things? How do you know its not just your own cognitive disonance telling you its wrong when its not really, oh the quandries that flash across ones mind at the mere thought of being able to distinguish between right and wrong.....

Who is to say?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Gazelam wrote:Blixa..
See, if you could just get Good Gaz to conquer Bad Gaz there wouldn't be a problem...


See now, theres the problem, interpretation. What is good and what is evil? How does one interpret such things? How do you know its not just your own cognitive disonance telling you its wrong when its not really, oh the quandries that flash across ones mind at the mere thought of being able to distinguish between right and wrong.....

Who is to say?


Good question. The answer is me, pretty much. I plan on taking over the world soon, so if you know what's good for you, you'll get on board ASAP. Since you've worked in construction, I'll let you be on the Committee To Tear Down New Buildings in Salt Lake That I Don't Like. That list is growing every day.
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KimberlyAnn wrote:I can verify Beastie's assertion that most Mormons believe apostates to be in league with the devil.

My TBM neighbor called me when she discovered I was leaving Mormonism and told me my home was covered in a black shroud of evil and that she couldn't even bring herself to look at it! Her husband later called and said his children wouldn't be allowed to play with mine and hoped we understood that he needed to protect them from the evil influence that had overtaken our home.

The funny thing was that our neighbors were unemployed at the time and they kept getting Wal Mart gift cards for groceries and other necessities from an anonymous benefactor, whom they believed to be the ward. Well, it wasn't the ward giving them the money, it was ME! And they wouldn't even look at my home! I was upset by their behavior, and thought about not giving them money, but one of their children told my daughter at school that she missed coming to our house because when she was here she could have all the milk she wanted. I kept helping them and to this day they've no idea who did it. I'm sure they still think it was the Mormons from their ward and not the evil apostate next door.

KA


That is such an absurd and tragic story.

You have a good heart, and by all means, did the true, selfless, Christ-like thing.

You know....I hope they find out about their "apostate" neighbor. Maybe someday they'll realize what selfless love is all about.

The comment about the child not having enough milk at home is heartbreaking. Have they found employment?
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Who Knows wrote:
Gazelam wrote:listening to Fergie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbBVWDtYm0


Lol. You're a funny dude sometimes. And yes Gaz, you can hold my hand if you want to.

Holy crap! Peter Petrelli is in that video!


Is that the kid from Gilmore Girls? They should never again hire the makeup artist that was in charge of his tattoo's in that video.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Gazelam wrote:
Who Knows wrote:Holy crap! Peter Petrelli is in that video!


Is that the kid from Gilmore Girls?


No - He's from Heroes.

edit - maybe he's in glimore girls as well. i don't know, i've never seen that show.
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DaniteDan wrote:I think we all need a little forgiveness in this world for the things we have done, so Charity should get a little too ;)


Forgiveness is not a convenient thing in Mormonism, why should it be a common theme in Mormon apologetics?
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KimberlyAnn wrote:I can verify Beastie's assertion that most Mormons believe apostates to be in league with the devil.

My TBM neighbor called me when she discovered I was leaving Mormonism and told me my home was covered in a black shroud of evil and that she couldn't even bring herself to look at it! Her husband later called and said his children wouldn't be allowed to play with mine and hoped we understood that he needed to protect them from the evil influence that had overtaken our home.

The funny thing was that our neighbors were unemployed at the time and they kept getting Wal Mart gift cards for groceries and other necessities from an anonymous benefactor, whom they believed to be the ward. Well, it wasn't the ward giving them the money, it was ME! And they wouldn't even look at my home! I was upset by their behavior, and thought about not giving them money, but one of their children told my daughter at school that she missed coming to our house because when she was here she could have all the milk she wanted. I kept helping them and to this day they've no idea who did it. I'm sure they still think it was the Mormons from their ward and not the evil apostate next door.

KA
To which your daughter should have replied(as in EXPECTED by the girls TBM parents), "Oh we don't drink milk now, we only have cheap beer and hard liquor on hand. that's all my parents ever buy now.... beer on corn flakes is really good!"

What a bunch of stupid fools. You really should burst their precious bubble and tell them it has been you giving them the gift cards to white trash mart. God, can you hear them fawning over the members as they express their gratitude to the unwitting ward for the gracious gifts... all the while all of the fools in the ward are busting their arms patting themselves on the back for being part of SUCH a wonderful church, AND thinking what BAD neighbors the exmo KA family are for just turning their backs on them!

Please, I beg of you, stop it!!!
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Charity may have my number, but I have Jenny's number.
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