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_cksalmon
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
cksalmon wrote:I don't have to have mayo with everything, KA. So what if I eat it solo by the tablespoon straight from the jar? It's not my fault it's so tastily inviting. The mayo was asking for it.


You're purposefully tormenting me, CKS!

I can just see it: you messily eating mayo straight from the jar, a little white, greasy globule clinging tenuously to your beard... Eww! Eww! Eww!

I'm not sure I can speak to you anymore.

KA


I shaved the beard?
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My mother eats Miracle Whip with a spoon from the jar.

And now I am going to be sick thinking once again of that image from my childhood...


You aren't the only one going to be sick.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

cksalmon wrote:I shaved the beard?


Did you really? I liked you furry! Well, until the mayo image kinda ruined things...

KA

PS - Poor Blixa! My mother did that too!
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
cksalmon wrote:I shaved the beard?


Did you really? I liked you furry! Well, until the mayo image kinda ruined things...


I originally shaved it down to wicked lamb chop sideburns, a mustache, and a soul patch. But, when I really took a gander at myself in the mirror, my first thought was "child molester." I kept shaving.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

cksalmon wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:
cksalmon wrote:I shaved the beard?


Did you really? I liked you furry! Well, until the mayo image kinda ruined things...


I originally shaved it down to wicked lamb chop sideburns, a mustache, and a soul patch. But, when I really took a gander at myself in the mirror, my first thought was "child molester." I kept shaving.


LOL! I demand a new picture!

KA

PS - What's a soul patch? Reminds me of tramp stamp for some reason.
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silentkid wrote:
cksalmon wrote:
silentkid wrote:Radio Cure.


My mind is full of 'em.


A perfect response.


Set list from the show I saw in Louisville (the last show of the tour, per Tweedy):

1. Misunderstood
2. Forget The Flowers
3. You Are My Face
4. I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
5. Handshake Drugs
6. Side With The Seeds
7. A Shot In The Arm
8. She's A Jar
9. Impossible Germany
10. It's Just That Simple
11. Too Far Apart
12. Jesus, Etc.
13. Walken
14. I'm The Man Who Loves You

Encore 1:
15. California Stars
16. Hate It Here
17. Box Full Of Letters
18. Heavy Metal Drummer
19. Spiders (Kidsmoke)

Encore 2:
20. Via Chicago
21. Red-Eyed And Blue
22. I Got You (At The End Of The Century)
23. Outtasite (Outta Mind)


My memory differs as to the encores: there were three...

Encore 1:
15. California Stars
16. Hate It Here
17. ???

Encore 2:
18. Box Full Of Letters
19. Heavy Metal Drummer
20. Spiders (Kidsmoke)

Encore 3:
20. Via Chicago
21. Red-Eyed And Blue
22. I Got You (At The End Of The Century)
23. Outtasite (Outta Mind)
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Post by _moksha »

Another Ward potluck recipe to scoff at you say?
Glad to oblige:

Moksha Ward Chili

2 lbs. roast beef
2 lbs. Anaheim peppers
32 oz tomato sauce
3 large red onions
4 tablespoons garlic powder
3 tablespoons cumin
4 tablespoons chocolate syrup
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 lb. white rice

Cut beef into cubes. Grill in skillet. set aside
Deseed peppers and cut up along with onions. Sauté in pan with oil. Add tomato sauce and spices. Let simmer. Add beef and simmer more.
Serve over rice.


(I would urge you to leave out the Velveeta and mayonnaise, unless the urge becomes overwhelming, then you gotta do what you gotta do).
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Post by _harmony »

moksha wrote:Another Ward potluck recipe to scoff at you say?
Glad to oblige:

Moksha Ward Chili

2 lbs. roast beef
2 lbs. Anaheim peppers
32 oz tomato sauce
3 large red onions
4 tablespoons garlic powder
3 tablespoons cumin
4 tablespoons chocolate syrup
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 tablespoons brown sugar
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 lb. white rice

Cut beef into cubes. Grill in skillet. set aside
Deseed peppers and cut up along with onions. Sauté in pan with oil. Add tomato sauce and spices. Let simmer. Add beef and simmer more.
Serve over rice.


(I would urge you to leave out the Velveeta and mayonnaise, unless the urge becomes overwhelming, then you gotta do what you gotta do).


2 pounds of peppers and 2 tablespoons of chili powder? Remind me to not eat your chili, lil penquin. It's a recipe for an unsettled gastric episode in the near future. Whew!
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harmony wrote:
2 pounds of peppers and 2 tablespoons of chili powder? Remind me to not eat your chili, lil penguin. It's a recipe for an unsettled gastric episode in the near future. Whew!


Yes, this is for the those not suffering from gastric upset. Note however that these are Anaheim peppers and not their Guatemalan Insanity pepper counterparts. You could use the even milder Poblanos. Also, do not mistakenly use cayenne in place of the generic chili powder.
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