A couple of thoughts on polygamy

Post by **_Scottie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:09 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:Uh, Scottie, that was chilled. You should have seen the reply before I tempered it.

LOL

Oh, I do love you so!!!

Post by **_Gazelam** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:26 am

When a man and woman are sealed in the Temple, the man is sealing his name upon his wife and children in the name of Christ. That man will be judged by how he cares for all those that his name is sealed upon.

God is exalted by the bringing to pass the immortality and eternal life of his spirit children. If a man seeks to dwell with God, he has to emmulate him in this same manner (1 Cor. 11:7) A man will be judged by his wife and children and their testimonies regarding him. His name is associated with them, and it must be shown that salvation is to be found in his name.

If a man falls away from the church and dishonors his priesthood, hew will be incapable of calling forth his posterity and laying claim to them in exaltation. He wil be unable to call them forth in the resurrection. In this a woman has every right to seek out a righteous man who will be able to bring his family into the Celestial Kingdom by right of their beign his through the power of Elijah.

Isaiah 4:1

"And in that Day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach."

Post by **_Runtu** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:29 am

Gazelam wrote:When a man and woman are sealed in the Temple, the man is sealing his name upon his wife and children in the name of Christ. That man will be judged by how he cares for all those that his name is sealed upon.

God is exalted by the bringing to pass the immortality and eternal life of his spirit children. If a man seeks to dwell with God, he has to emmulate him in this same manner (1 Cor. 11:7) A man will be judged by his wife and children and their testimonies regarding him. His name is associated with them, and it must be shown that salvation is to be found in his name.

If a man falls away from the church and dishonors his priesthood, hew will be incapable of calling forth his posterity and laying claim to them in exaltation. He wil be unable to call them forth in the resurrection. In this a woman has every right to seek out a righteous man who will be able to bring his family into the Celestial Kingdom by right of their beign his through the power of Elijah.

Isaiah 4:1

"And in that Day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach."

We're not talking about men who dishonor their priesthood, Gaz. What relevance does this have to the OP?

Post by **_SatanWasSetUp** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:51 am

Gazelam wrote:When a man and woman are sealed in the Temple, the man is sealing his name upon his wife and children in the name of Christ. That man will be judged by how he cares for all those that his name is sealed upon.

God is exalted by the bringing to pass the immortality and eternal life of his spirit children. If a man seeks to dwell with God, he has to emmulate him in this same manner (1 Cor. 11:7) A man will be judged by his wife and children and their testimonies regarding him. His name is associated with them, and it must be shown that salvation is to be found in his name.

If a man falls away from the church and dishonors his priesthood, hew will be incapable of calling forth his posterity and laying claim to them in exaltation. He wil be unable to call them forth in the resurrection. In this a woman has every right to seek out a righteous man who will be able to bring his family into the Celestial Kingdom by right of their beign his through the power of Elijah.

Isaiah 4:1

"And in that Day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: only let us be called by thy name, to take away our reproach."

Gaz, you make the marriage of a man and woman sound so wonderful and romantic.

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:55 am

KimberlyAnn wrote:Uh, Scottie, that was chilled. You should have seen the reply before I tempered it.

KA

Hmmm....I'm guessing it involved me and chauvinism in some way.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:11 am

What relevance does this have to the OP?

This is in reference to the way the thread changed around 8:23 this morning. Please keep up.

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:07 am

The Nehor wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Oh, good Lord, Nehor! You don't even have one wife, do you? Worry about getting one to stick around before you fret over controlling a harem!

Your continual references to your future passel of wives irritate the hell out of me!

KA

Sorry, if you need to know how I intend to get one please see attached instructional video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I8KbbnU8GC4

I think you should have been looking at this one, Nehor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx6EQLc1wW4

;)

Post by **_The Nehor** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:23 pm

liz3564 wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Oh, good Lord, Nehor! You don't even have one wife, do you? Worry about getting one to stick around before you fret over controlling a harem!

Your continual references to your future passel of wives irritate the hell out of me!

KA

Sorry, if you need to know how I intend to get one please see attached instructional video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I8KbbnU8GC4

I think you should have been looking at this one, Nehor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx6EQLc1wW4

;)

I learned long ago that it is impossible to overestimate how much symbolism the sex-obsessed can find everywhere. I'm glad I don't live that way. Seems like it would get bland after a while.

Post by **_Blixa** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:46 pm

The Nehor wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
The Nehor wrote:
KimberlyAnn wrote:Oh, good Lord, Nehor! You don't even have one wife, do you? Worry about getting one to stick around before you fret over controlling a harem!

Your continual references to your future passel of wives irritate the hell out of me!

KA

Sorry, if you need to know how I intend to get one please see attached instructional video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I8KbbnU8GC4

I think you should have been looking at this one, Nehor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx6EQLc1wW4

;)

I learned long ago that it is impossible to overestimate how much symbolism the sex-obsessed can find everywhere. I'm glad I don't live that way. Seems like it would get bland after a while.

I hope someday, Nehor, you can visit the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon Vermont. Perhaps with your wife entourage, too. Billed as "The World's Largest Polished Shaft," it is not merely a phallic structure, but one of the most accurate physical metaphors ever to be created. For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:08 pm

Blixa wrote:I hope someday, Nehor, you can visit the Joseph Smith Birthplace Memorial in Sharon Vermont. Perhaps with your wife entourage, too. Billed as "The World's Largest Polished Shaft," it is not merely a phallic structure, but one of the most accurate physical metaphors ever to be created. For what else is Mormonism but a big shaft?

OMG! I LOVE THIS! I want this in my signature, but it keeps saying it's too long!

DAMN!

Keene! Fix the signature length, or I'm getting out my whip!

;)