I saw god night before last...

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_Blixa
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I saw god night before last...

Post by _Blixa »

Yes. It's true. Someone showed me his picture. Maybe you've seen it?

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I have to admit that explains a lot...
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_Mercury
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Post by _Mercury »

Next time you see god can you ask him to give me my two years back I wasted peddling his con?

Oh, and a pony too.
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

C"mon Merc. Look at the guy. The guy is a little monkey dude in a dunce cap holding a paddle.

You're never getting a pony.
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_Ren
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Post by _Ren »

Blixa wrote:The guy is a little monkey dude in a dunce cap holding a paddle.

Maybe he's up for a game of ping-pong? Playing a God would be pretty cool.
...I'm bettin' he has a mean top-spin...
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Blixa wrote:The guy is a little monkey dude in a dunce cap holding a paddle.

Maybe he's up for a game of ping-pong? Playing a God would be pretty cool.
...I'm bettin' he has a mean top-spin...


eh, Thor hammers him every time they play...
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

Wait, maybe there's something to this appeasing God thing.

By just posting El's picture, I have advanced a whole place in the Grand Tally of Overall Member Posts!

And after all the heifers I sacrificed to Jove! I feel like such a rube.
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_Ren
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Post by _Ren »

Blixa wrote:eh, Thor hammers him every time they play...

Heh! 10/10 Blix ;)
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_The Nehor
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Re: I saw god night before last...

Post by _The Nehor »

Blixa wrote:Yes. It's true. Someone showed me his picture. Maybe you've seen it?

Image

I have to admit that explains a lot...


Doesn't look a thing like him.
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_Doctor Steuss
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Post by _Doctor Steuss »

Blixa wrote:
RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:
Blixa wrote:The guy is a little monkey dude in a dunce cap holding a paddle.

Maybe he's up for a game of ping-pong? Playing a God would be pretty cool.
...I'm bettin' he has a mean top-spin...


eh, Thor hammers him every time they play...

That's only because Odin helps him cheat.
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_barrelomonkeys
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Hurry Steuss, I'm almost finished!


And what is all this monkey talk? Sheesh.
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