Who Knows wrote:After thousands of years, all were destroyed except the Lamanites, and they are among the ancestors of the American Indians.
Book of Mormon Intro in the year 2025:
The Book of Mormon is a volume of holy scripture comparable to the Bible. It is a record of God's dealings with a few people who lived among vast hordes of Mayans in some village of Mesoamerica, and it contains the fulness of the everlasting Gospel.
Although this book was written by prophets through the spirit of prophecy and revelation, they also exaggerated egregiously. So, whereas the Book of Mormon gives the impression of being written about all of the inhabitants of ancient America, at best we are talking about what took place over the course of a few days in a single neighborhood in a village in Mexico. The people in this village had two gangs called Nephites and Lamanites, who could not get along. Eventually the Lamanites exterminated the Nephite gang, and even their own DNA is lost in a giant wash of Mayans and other peoples.
The Lamanites are important among the ancestors of the American Indians, even though there may have been 20 of them at most, because they talked to a couple of Nephites who claimed to have seen Jesus. Through these few Lamanites, all of the Native Americans will be blessed. We have no idea why, but God tends to do things this way. Just consider Abraham. Can you find his DNA?
The last of the Nephites left a record of their gang war on some gold plates. And Moroni, one of these guys, appeared to a completely illiterate farmboy who could not even put his britches on without help from his mother named Joseph Smith. God tried to teach Joseph Smith to read the Nephite language, but because he was so incredibly stupid, God just gave up and read it to him.
In spite of his ignorance of all learning, Joseph declared that the Book of Mormon was the most correct book on earth, and we trust that testimony implicitly, even though Joseph apparently hardly read anything at all.
We invite all men (that's right ladies, your husbands do the reading, not you) everywhere to read the Book of Mormon and ponder its message, and not to submit it to any real rational scrutiny, and then pray to ask God to tell you it is true, because the answer will definitely be "yes!"
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”