Romney as an Apostle?

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Romney as an Apostle?

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If Romney doesn't do well in the election and is not part of the cabinet then I wonder if the LDS church will call him as the next apostle. I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow.
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I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow


And what science would that be pray tell? CFR
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bcspace wrote:
I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow


And what science would that be pray tell? CFR


still no DNA showing any american indian is from Israel, more information about how life began, more historical information coming out about the early church swingers, anti-masons and anarchists.
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Re: Romney as an Apostle?

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thestyleguy wrote:If Romney doesn't do well in the election and is not part of the cabinet then I wonder if the LDS church will call him as the next apostle. I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow.


Utah Senator Bob Bennett's seat will be vacant in time for Mitt to fill it. Senator Orin Hatch's seat will be available for Steve Young.
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And what science would that be pray tell? CFR

still no DNA showing any american indian is from Israel, more information about how life began, more historical information coming out about the early church swingers, anti-masons and anarchists.


None of those issues speak against the Church or the Book of Mormon and are not even references anyway. The CFR remains.
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Re: Romney as an Apostle?

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moksha wrote:
thestyleguy wrote:If Romney doesn't do well in the election and is not part of the cabinet then I wonder if the LDS church will call him as the next apostle. I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow.


Utah Senator Bob Bennett's seat will be vacant in time for Mitt to fill it. Senator Orin Hatch's seat will be available for Steve Young.


he should get his P.O. box residence now!
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What's left for Donny Osmond?
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bcspace wrote:
I think as more science comes in questioning the church's claims they are going to get desperate: they will need to keep the faith promoting rumors and fairytale mind intact and intow


And what science would that be pray tell? CFR


Anything that continues the trend of changing scripture from literal to figurative.
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Re: Romney as an Apostle?

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moksha wrote: Senator Orin Hatch's seat will be available for Steve Young.


The mind just boggles. Surely this is not in the works.
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Re: Romney as an Apostle?

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moksha wrote:Orin Hatch's seat will be available for Steve Young.


As long as he never comes out of the closet, that is. j/k
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