Voldemort = He Who Must Not Be Named = Kevin?

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Re: Voldemort = He Who Must Not Be Named = Kevin?

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skippy the dead wrote:Personally, I bet his US leaders told him to cease and desist, he refused, and was likely put on probation (or worse); then to to save his pride he took off south of the border. I know that my mission didn't have computer access to check membership records like they do in the US. I bet he's using that to his advantage to fly under the radar. Chances are that if the local leaders knew that Voldemort was hiding under Professor Quirrell's proverbial hat, they'd not be so hasty to homage his intellect. But that's just my supposition.


Not a Skippy the Dead quotation by the way. Sorry.

My favorite part is this nugget (my paraphrase): "I don't know KG from Adam, but I bet he got in trouble stateside and had to flee to South America to salvage his pride. Yeah. That's the ticket. Pride salvaging, south of the border style."

This would actually be HI-larious (I mean laugh-out-loud, I'm-writing-a-goofy-parody-of-Internet-Mormon-gossipmongering funny) if there weren't a real person involved.

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I would like to hear Charity's comments.
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At this point I would pay to hear her comments.
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

I have nothing relevant to add (surprise!) but just wanted to mention that I really like your avatar Kevin. You look very, very intense, and quite serious looking.

Deep in contemplation of those 'smart' intellectual apostate thoughts no doubt.
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Question for you, Kevin:

From here on out, would you like us to refer to you as "he-who-must-not-be-named," "you-know-who," or "Lord Voldemort?"
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Post by _dartagnan »

I prefer Beetlejuice or Kaiser Sosei
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Dr. Shades wrote:Question for you, Kevin:

From here on out, would you like us to refer to you as "he-who-must-not-be-named," "you-know-who," or "Lord Voldemort?"


You-Know-Who sounds like a good avatar title Kevin (if he who must not be named won't fit).
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Again, nothing relevant (no one should be surprised this time!) to add. But since Bond brought it up - which was the custom title you thought I should have Bond? You told me one and now I can't recall it. Shoot and it was so good too!
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Post by _dartagnan »

I have nothing relevant to add (surprise!) but just wanted to mention that I really like your avatar Kevin. You look very, very intense, and quite serious looking.

Deep in contemplation of those 'smart' intellectual apostate thoughts no doubt.


My three year old actually took this picture. I was looking over in my neighbor's yard; don't recall what the hell I was thinking.
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Post by _Trevor »

dartagnan wrote:Dishonest ones at that.


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