William Schryver's Book of Abraham documentary...

[_William Schryver]

Will Schryver, it's nice to see that my accusations of misogyny in Mormonism didn't really drive you from the board, you bearded, sexist pig, you. ;)

KA

Yeah, that's real nice of you wench. Now get back in the kitchen and make me some cookies.

And take off those damn shoes before I smack you silly!

[_CaliforniaKid]

Ok, there’s that hint of a receding hair line … but other than that, he’s a stud muffin.

I think I was born with a receded hairline. At least, that's what I tell myself in order to alleviate the cognitive dissonance that results from my being 22 and balding.

He’s obviously starved for attention.

Probably truer than I'd like to admit

And when we were done, he wanted me to start from the beginning and do it all again. I tell ya, California people are sick.

lol. I guess I set myself up for that one.

The problem is that, in the final analysis, I doubt there will be a benefit. If you’re seeking fame and fortune, you might need to keep looking.

Still, I appreciate your (mostly) kind words. I’ve always said that you’re a good guy, even when we don’t agree. I hope things are going well back in Illinois. I’m looking forward to the day when you become the most famous Mormon critic of all. Then I’ll sell my tapes of your interview for big bucks to Famous Mormon Critic Magazine.

Things are indeed going well here. I hope all is well for you, too. As for becoming the world's most famous critic, I'd settle for a tenured teaching position. Anywhere that pays. But fame and fortune would be nice too, so if you happen to see any, send them my way.

-Chris

[_Who Knows]

I don't trust the guy (schryver) as far as this endeavor goes. He's asked a number of critics to be in it, who have all declined.

You don't trust him because some critics have declined to be in it? Seems like upside-down reasoning to me.

I must have missed this post.

No, you misread what i wrote.

[_LifeOnaPlate]

Chris, I'm 25 and also have a receding hairline.

[_moksha]

What about Paul Osborn or Beastie?

[_Bond...James Bond]

Wow! I feel so honored. A thread on MDB dedicated to ME!

Well, give me a moment for the blood to return to my heart from my flattered, flushed face and I will attempt to respond.

Bond:

This will be interesting I think (well at least I can see CK live in person).

He’ll probably steal the show. He has knock-em-dead movie-star looks.

Ok, there’s that hint of a receding hair line … but other than that, he’s a stud muffin.

Ouch that's cold! I'm sure CK doesn't have a receding hair line.

So is this thing anywhere near being completed?

No. I anticipate taping interviews until early summer 2008.

Will it be posted on the Net for cheapskates like ole Bond?

Only when and if it attracts no interest from people who would actually pay to broadcast it.

Translation (via Urim and Thummim, of course): You’ve heard of “B” movies. You’ve heard of “straight-to-DVD” movies. This will probably be a “straight-to-YouTube-movie” – about a week after its finished.

Cool. I guess it'll be my 2008 Christmas present or thereabouts. :)

[_Bond...James Bond]

Ok, there’s that hint of a receding hair line … but other than that, he’s a stud muffin.

I think I was born with a receded hairline. At least, that's what I tell myself in order to alleviate the cognitive dissonance that results from my being 22 and balding.

Hah! At least I have all my hair! HAHAHAHAHAHA! So what if CK is smarter than all get out and makes ole Bond feel stupid.

Me=hair, CK=not hair.


(Is this petty? I'd like to think so)

[_Runtu]

Chris, I'm 25 and also have a receding hairline.

Heh. I'm 42, and I don't. :)

[_barrelomonkeys]

I think it's best you boys stop now before ya'll start posting about 'big fish tales'.

[_Bond...James Bond]

I think it's best you boys stop now before ya'll start posting about 'big fish tales'.

Stick around. We're going to start measuring our dicks soon and we need an unbiased judge with a telescope (read:microscope.)