William Schryver's Book of Abraham documentary...

Post by **_dartagnan** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:43 pm

Stick around. We're going to start measuring our dicks soon and we need an unbiased judge with a telescope (read:microscope.)

Good thing Juliann isn't here.

She'd win.

Post by **_cosmo junction** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:45 pm

William Schryver wrote: In the immortal words of Ulysses Everett McGill: “It’s fruitless to look for reason in the chambers of the human heart.”

Actually, the saying goes, "it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart," which is really pretty funny considering the setting here.

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:46 pm

dartagnan wrote:
Stick around. We're going to start measuring our dicks soon and we need an unbiased judge with a telescope (read:microscope.)

Good thing Juliann isn't here.

She'd win.

Well there goes any children I'll ever have. That post not only sterilized me but rendered me impotent for life. Thanks dart.

Post by **_LifeOnaPlate** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:02 pm

Runtu wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Chris, I'm 25 and also have a receding hairline.

Heh. I'm 42, and I don't. :)

Sure, but you're also 42, old bean. :)

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:05 pm

LifeOnaPlate wrote:
Runtu wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Chris, I'm 25 and also have a receding hairline.

Heh. I'm 42, and I don't. :)

Sure, but you're also 42, old bean. :)

You know, one of the highlights of the last year was when I picked up my 15 year old at a party, and her friend asked if I was her older brother.

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:07 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:I think it's best you boys stop now before ya'll start posting about 'big fish tales'.

Stick around. We're going to start measuring our dicks soon and we need an unbiased judge with a telescope (read:microscope.)

We'll need a yardstick for yours, Bond.

Oh, sorry..I'm not an unbiased judge.

;)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:09 pm

liz3564 wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Stick around. We're going to start measuring our dicks soon and we need an unbiased judge with a telescope (read:microscope.)

We'll need a yardstick for yours, Bond.

Oh, sorry..I'm not an unbiased judge.

;)

Thanks MISTRESS.

Post by **_CaliforniaKid** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:43 pm

I figured out the Ultimate Question. It's "how old is Runtu?"

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:43 pm

CaliforniaKid wrote:I figured out the Ultimate Question. It's "how old is Runtu?"

That's easy. He's 43...the same age as me.

;)

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:44 pm

liz3564 wrote:
CaliforniaKid wrote:I figured out the Ultimate Question. It's "how old is Runtu?"

That's easy. He's 43...the same age as me.

;)

Actually, I will be 42 for 3 more days. Neener neener!