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_Chap
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Post by _Chap »

Blixa wrote:
Chap wrote:
Runtu wrote:
guy sajer wrote:
Isn't that precious. Bargaining and trading for wives as if they were commodities.

Higher order of marriage, indeed.


Now, now, guy. You're just guilty of "presentism" here. Why, it was perfectly acceptable to use women as human Pokemon cards back in the 19th century.


No, not Pokemon (sooo anachronistic for the period!). Surely it's 'Happy Families'?

"I've got Busty Betty, the Missionary's Moll - and I'll swap her for Sexy Susy the Bishop's By-blow."

Winner is the one who gets the most nubile ladies in his hand ... (or 'bed' as it is technically known in this version of the game).


heh heh. You dated yourself if that reference, Chap. Methinks we must be age cohorts...


Indeed, I come from another world ... maybe you do too, but unless your avatar pix are of purely historical interest (or simply represent your inner being in some way) I think my degree of 'otherness' is probably a bit stronger than your own!
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Post by _Blixa »

I've got one of those Dorian Gray deals, Chap. Things are fine now, but who knows when all the years of sin and libertine behavior will write themselves across my face? *shudder* It won't be pretty...
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Post by _MishMagnet »

As I recall there was a strong reaction to Tal Bachman saying on the PBS documentary that he would have strapped a bomb to his back as a missionary.

This is what I'm hearing, though, that nothing is too much for God to ask.

When one believes in a God that will ask the unethical nothing is too much to ask - there's a plan. It's not just Mormons that feel this way either. I had a conversation very similar to this a few weeks ago with a Born Again Christian. She refused to agree that anything in the Old Testament was unethical and that the rape, slavery, genocide, etc, was ethical indeed because God commanded it. Any OTHER God is a false God, though. The Corn God that required the Incas to sacrifice their children was a false and they were deceived. The Christian God could ask the exact same thing, be justified and she would do it.

My opinion is that if Brother Joseph told our ancestors that God commanded them to take their lives before they were driven from Nauvoo they would have complied. Joseph Smith would be no more than a Jim Jones in the history books and we wouldn't be having this discussion.

For me it wasn't the children or the sex involved in Joseph Smith's relationships. It was the lying that was so damning to me. This made all his claims untrustworthy in my eyes.
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Post by _msnobody »

Chap wrote:
Gazelam wrote:
harmony wrote:
Gazelam wrote:msnobody,

Mormonism for trusting in Christ alone


Mormonism and trusting in Christ are the same thing.


You forgot the "alone", Gaz. That's the operative word.


Trusting in Christ means accepting his servants. You can't even have faith in Christ without hearing about him through the testimony of his servants. Folowing Christ means partaking in the covenants he has asked you to make with him, and to do that you have to make those covenants through his authorized priesthood bearers, who stand in for him by proxy in serving you.

Shall I go on?


No thank you. You see, the problem is that you represent only one rather small and frankly marginal group amongst the many, many groups who have claimed to be 'his servants' over the last two thousand years, and who have in consequence demanded that everybody should accept their authority, and (often) hand over considerable amounts of money for the privilege of doing so.

Now I have to get on with cooking the dinner. Do you have some literature you can leave, and a number I can call if I am interested? Have a nice day. [Closes door politely but firmly]. Nothing honey, just a another Mormon missionary. I feel sorry for those guys, so I always speak to them nicely, though I try to be honest too. Poor kids.


I know this will sound rude to you, Gaz, but your in a cult. You cannot have all God offers without pledging allegience to the Morporation. Joseph Smith, modern day prophets, Book of Mormon, temple, temple marriage---- all idolatry. Open your eyes and see that you're being taken advantage of.
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Post by _karl61 »

This plural marriage thingy without sex is just crazy. At about age 13 or 14 a young man's brains and heart are transfered below the belly button and it's another 60 years before they move back up to where they were at birth.
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Post by _charity »

Charity I guess I have grown tired of your neener neeners which is what your OP really was. I have also grown tired of your play with definitions and word engineering. I have also grown tired of someone who can't spell correcting everyone else's spelling.

I will go slow here just for you, your exact words are: "marriage is by definition a unioin of a man and a woman". Let's do your normal definition and word engineering tactics on this phrase.

Marriage is by definition:
a unioin - "a" unioin, one unioin, not more than one unioin, not several unioins
of a man - "a" man, one man, not more than one man, not several men
and a woman - "a" woman, one woman, not more than one woman, not several women

Dear Joseph broke all points of the definition you provided.
He had more than one unioin.
He knowingly allowed several of his wives to have more than one unioin and more than one man.
And of course, he had many wives.

Charity, when did the definition of "marriage" change?

I think that Truth Dancer's post is spot on, your defense of of Joseph and your word engineering of the definition you provided is nothing more than childish.

I don't think that even Warren Jeffs allowed his wives to have more than one man. He seems to have one up on Joseph. But really the only difference between Joseph and Warren is about 180 years. Nothing else.

Pokatator :So then please apply your two statements, "I also think that any group can put down their own rules. And then if you want to belong to the group you follow the rules. You can't say you want to belong but you think the rules are stupid. Go find a group that agrees with what you think." and "It is none of my business which of the sealings were dynastic and which were marriages. I would not be upset either direction. Marriages and marriage relations are between the people involved. I think everyone should just butt out of private lives."

charity: Jeffs had to go along with the law of the land after it had been adjudicated by the Supreme Court, just as the LDS had to. Whether we like it or not, marriages are regulated by county and state and federal law. So, everyone ought to butt out of the private lives of married couples.

Warren Jeffs wasn't following the law of the land.


How come I knew your response even before I asked? Charity you are totally predictable. Porter already hit you with what I had in mind. Joseph and the church also broke the law.

Tag you're it.[/quote]

Sorry. I guess I forgot that only critics and anti's get to post stuff in favor of the Church. Silly me.

Let' s get back to your real post, and not the rabbit trail you want to take us down. You asked me what about same sex marraiges. I said there was no such thing as a same sex marraige, because marriage is between a man and a woman. You did not reply back to that, but went down the "a man a woman" track.

Okay. Let's follow that one. In each plural marriage, the man and the woman are united in marriage. There aren't three pairs of hands on the altar. Just two. So that still works.

And about the law. The "law" was clearly ambiguous until the Supreme Court made its ruling. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. It was clearly the position of the Church that this was part of the religion and therefore the laws against it were unconstitutional. When the Supreme Court ruled, the Manifesto was issued. And yes, you can predict that I think the Federal Government did and continuese to interfere with free exercise of religion guaranteed in the Constitiution, and the Supreme Court was wrong.

It is pretty hard to play tag with your feet knocked out from under you. I guess I won't see anything posted back on this. You have no reply.
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Post by _charity »

thestyleguy wrote:This plural marriage thingy without sex is just crazy. At about age 13 or 14 a young man's brains and heart are transfered below the belly button and it's another 60 years before they move back up to where they were at birth.


Projection, styleguy.
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Post by _Runtu »

charity wrote:
thestyleguy wrote:This plural marriage thingy without sex is just crazy. At about age 13 or 14 a young man's brains and heart are transfered below the belly button and it's another 60 years before they move back up to where they were at birth.


Projection, styleguy.


You must not know many men. LOL

I remember a guy in my ward in Orem saying that, since he hit 40, his sex drive had slowed. He said, "I used to think about sex every 8 seconds or so. Now it's more like 9 seconds."

I wouldn't say that Joseph Smith's practice of polygamy was all about the sex, but it's just plain bizarre to believe that sexual desire wasn't at all a part of it. As I pointed out before, Joseph's reason for taking Fanny Alger to wife was "love," not commandment.
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Post by _truth dancer »

Okay. Let's follow that one. In each plural marriage, the man and the woman are united in marriage. There aren't three pairs of hands on the altar. Just two. So that still works.


Ohhh dear, I guess you are serious. WOW!

You seem to be seriously suggesting that because the women are not married to each other, the man does not have multiple wives, or it doesn't count, or he can have as many wives as he wants and regardless of how many, you do not add them together because they are separate human beings?

Are you kidding me Charity?

One husband and one wife does not mean one husband with many wives, regardless if the women are married to each other or not.

Who in the heck cares if the women are joined/sealed/married to each other? This has nothing to do with anything at all.

No matter how you want to recreate meaning, and magically misinterpret words, one man and one woman does not mean one man and many women.

I'm quite sure there is nothing in any language which would attach your meaning onto words as you have done. You seem to think ONE doesn't really mean one, but means something like, "as many as you want so long as they are not added together". Or maybe, "one" means, "as many as possible so long as they are not involved with each other?"

This is truly as silly a line of thought as I have ever heard... from an adult. ;-)

One means one. One man and one woman, means... hold your breath... one man and one woman. Not one man and many women.

I am finding it amazing that you seem to really think you have found a way around this by suggesting that the women are not married to each other so the man doesn't have more than one wife.

I'm sorry Charity but with all due respect this line of silliness is really way, WAY over the top.

Have you ever stepped back and really looked at what you are saying?


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Post by _charity »

truth dancer wrote:

I am finding it amazing that you seem to really think you have found a way around this by suggesting that the women are not married to each other so the man doesn't have more than one wife.

I'm sorry Charity but with all due respect this line of silliness is really way, WAY over the top.

Have you ever stepped back and really looked at what you are saying?


~dancer~


dancer, and all the others out there. Each plural marriage was independent of the others. Celestial marriage is a couple. Each wife had a husband. Whether or not he had other wives is not germane to the discussion. If you were not culturally conditioned to think only one wife per husband, you would see it is the same thing as a child sealed to parents. It doesn't matter how many other children there are of the same parents. Each child is sealed to parents.

Same thing.
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