What's REALLY In The Church's Vault?

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_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

That one's out of date. I have the new one in my purse.



That clinches it. If I despised the very name Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints as Harmony does, I'd be as far aways from that institution as possible. Why would I be a part of it? Why would Harmony? Good question that has never been answered.

A new Temple recommend held by someone who, as best I can make out, doesn't subscribe to a single major doctrine of the religion that extended to her this recommend, dpes not accept its history, or respect its leaders.

Hmmmm....
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Post by _Coggins7 »

My Sweet Pickle came home...


And please Harmony, enough of the vulgarity...
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Post by _Trevor »

Coggins7 wrote:A new Temple recommend held by someone who, as best I can make out, doesn't subscribe to a single major doctrine of the religion that extended to her this recommend, dpes not accept its history, or respect its leaders.


Well, at least LDS doctrine maintains that someone other than Coggins7 will be the judge. Thank heavens for that!
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Post by _Gazelam »

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I heard that they are hording Osmonds lunchboxes to drive up the prices on the colledtors market.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

My unlicked cupcakes would like to request that Bednar's Briny Pickles are kept at a safe distance.

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Post by _Jersey Girl »

The unoriginal twit Coggins blathered thusly:

6. Jersey Girl's LSD.


See? I still got it!

LSD
;-P
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Re: What's REALLY In The Church's Vault?

Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Coggins7 wrote:What's In The Church's Vault?

The Church, of course, likes to keep track of the activities of its detractors. Hence, they (through the SCMC), have collected a number of relics connected to many of their most vorciforous critics. Among these are:

1. Harmony's Temple recommend

2. Scratch's autographed copy of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Israel, by Polygamy Porter.

3. Bryn Links chemistry set.

4. Mercury's Bob Marly Signature Series set of chrome plated, limited edition roach clips.

5. Dartagnon's orgone box.

6. Jersey Girl's LSD.

7. GIMR's H. Rap Brown collector's edition "I Hate Whitey" coffee mug.

8. Barrelofmonkey's barrel of monkeys.

9. Sethbag's original copy of Atheism for Mormon Dummies.

10. Kimberlyanne's cupcakes (but only those that were not licked, as these don't keep well, even in a cool, dry place like the church vaults.


Those were funny.

Jersey girl and LSD though? Don't see that?

Jersey Girl? You're a day tripper?
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Oh! Duh, never mind.

Lady Sun Dancer. My bad! :)
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

barrelomonkeys wrote:Oh! Duh, never mind.

Lady Sun Dancer. My bad! :)


Duh.
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Post by _barrelomonkeys »

Indeed.

:)
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