The Shortest Mormon Books Of All Time

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_Ray A

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Runtu wrote:What I meant to say was that, although Fingerdoo's comments were pretty tasteless, that doesn't mean Joseph's behavior wasn't appalling as well. Clear enough?


Thanks for the clarification. I don't support what he did. But I also don't support the idea that he was a sexual pervert, like priests who feel up little boys' balls, or lust after 13 year old female "chickens".
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Ray A wrote:
Thanks for the clarification. I don't support what he did. But I also don't support the idea that he was a sexual pervert, like priests who feel up little boys' balls, or lust after 13 year old female "chickens".


I've never said he was a pedophile or anything like that.
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_Ray A

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Runtu wrote:
Ray A wrote:
Thanks for the clarification. I don't support what he did. But I also don't support the idea that he was a sexual pervert, like priests who feel up little boys' balls, or lust after 13 year old female "chickens".


I've never said he was a pedophile or anything like that.


Thank you again for that clarification.
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Ray A wrote:
Thank you again for that clarification.


And you said I was relentlessly negative. :)
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_Ray A

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Runtu wrote:
And you said I was relentlessly negative. :)


I'm always willing to change my opinions :)

Be good to your family. You're an honourable man who is FAR better than I am.
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Ray A wrote:
I'm always willing to change my opinions :)

Be good to your family. You're an honourable man who is FAR better than I am.


I seriously doubt that, Ray. But I'm trying my best.
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_Ray A

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Runtu wrote:I seriously doubt that, Ray. But I'm trying my best.


You are still a Mormon, and I like Mormons :) (I'm biased, of course.)

In the end, your family will look to you for guidance and counsel, as more opposition to the Church increases. This is your "apprenticeship of doubt". Your wife and family are the most important things in your life. Nothing anyone has written, anywhere, will make any difference to that. You don't have to be "fake", just to realise that none of us has all the answers. Stick with the "formula" that works, and time will justify you, in ways you can't presently imagine.
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Post by _Tommy »

I have a few favorite short works myself. How about, Mockers in the Book of Life - a list of all those who are going to heaven that make fun of the Lord's annointed.

The Light of Man - what science knows more than God.

Doubting Thoughts - An archeology of LDS prophetic waiverings.

The Benefits of Unbelief


The Little Engines of the West - A documentary of real-life trains that made it to the top of a hill by their own power, and without crying unto the Lord in supplication.

These books average 0 pages in length.
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Post by _harmony »

Tommy wrote:I have a few favorite short works myself. How about, Mockers in the Book of Life - a list of all those who are going to heaven that make fun of the Lord's annointed.


Darlin', we are all going to heaven. Not even Tommy can stop God from giving us all what we deserve. Even Joseph will get what he deserves.

Doubting Thoughts - An archeology of LDS prophetic waiverings.


Now if you'd said Changing Thoughts, LDS prophetic changes, I think that book would fill a couple of shelves in the new library.
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"Guide to Official Church Doctrine" - Juliann
"Non-Mormon Egyptologists who Believe in the Book of Abraham" - Daniel C. Peterson
"People I Baptized who are Still Active a Year Later." - A Missionary
"We of this Church do not rely on any man-made statement concerning the nature of Deity. Our knowledge comes directly from the personal experience of Joseph Smith." - Gordon B. Hinckley

"It's wrong to criticize leaders of the Mormon Church even if the criticism is true." - Dallin H. Oaks
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