The Shortest Mormon Books Of All Time

[_guy sajer]

Poor People Who Are Financially Better off for Paying a Full 10% Tithe-David Bednar
Personal Integrity Supersedes Tribal Loyalty-Gordon Hinckley
Gordon B. Hinckley’s Unique Contribution to the World-Anon
Accountability as a First Principle of True Leadership-Gordon Hinckley
The Importance of Financial Transparency-Gordon Hinckley
Reasons Why if I Loved my Daughter, I’d Want her to be a Polygamous Wife-Anon
How Mormon Temple Marriages Bring Mixed Families Closer Together-Anon
People Who are As Smart or Insightful as I Am-Mormon Apologist
Women After Whom I Didn’t Lust-Joseph Smith Jr.
Aspects of the Universe Not Fully Explained by Conservative Political Idoleology-Cogggins7
Teachings of the Mormon Prophets with Which I Agree-Mormon Apologist
The Profound Wit and Wisdom of Boyd K Packer-Anon
Women Are Human Beings Too-Brigham Young
Tips for Keeping It in Your Pants- Joseph Smith Jr.
The Scientific Process-bcspace
Overcoming Extreme, Unhealthy Sexual Repression-Sister Russell Nelson
The Art of Critical Self Reflection-Charity
The Secret to Academic Publishing-Daniel C. Peterson
Morality Is About More than Sex-Anon LSD GA
Anecdotes for People with More Than a First Grade Education-Thomas Monson
Jokes That Drew Loud Guffaws at General Conference that Were Actually Funny-Anon
Or How About Some Long Books
The Absence of Evidence As Actual Evidence -FARMS Publications
Standing for Nothing-Gordon Hinckley

[_Zoidberg]

The Scientific Process-bcspace

OMG, I need a copy of that. Having no science is so tiresome.

[_Trinity]

What I meant to say was that, although Fingerdoo's comments were pretty tasteless, that doesn't mean Joseph's behavior wasn't appalling as well. Clear enough?

Thanks for the clarification. I don't support what he did. But I also don't support the idea that he was a sexual pervert, like priests who feel up little boys' balls, or lust after 13 year old female "chickens".

Yes, Ray. Your priest comment is much more classy than Fingerdoo's chicken one.

[_Dan Vogel]

I've compiled my own "assorted" list of short-books:

Building Bridges With Mormons, by Jeff Ricks.

Building Bridges With Anti-Mormons, by Hammer.

A Positive View of Mormons, by Steve Benson.

A Short Essay on Mormonism, by Bob Mc Cue.

Mormonism Simplified, by Tal Bachman.

A Logical Approach to Mormonism, by Ed Decker.

A Methodological and Historical Analysis of Mormonism, by Jerald and Sandra Tanner.

The Thinking Man's Guide to Mormonism, by Polygamy Porter.

The Benefits of Observing The Word of Wisdom, by Polygamy Porter.

A Spiritual and Metaphysical Approach to Mormonism, by Dr. Shades.

Mormon Orthodoxy in Principle and Practice, by Liz.

Living a Pure and Holy LDS Life, by barrelomonkeys.

Anger Management, by Ray A

Swearing is the Expression of Feeble Minds, by Ray A

How To Win Friends and Influence People, by Juliann.

Peacemaking, by Pahoran.

Facilitating Profitable Dialogue With Mormon Scholars, by Dartagnan.

Proper Sexual Etiquette Within Mormon Marriage, by Bond...James Bond.

The No-Light-Bulb Mormon Joke Book, by Infymus.

Intelligent Design For Mormons, by The Dude.

A Liberal Approach to Mormonism, by B.C.Space.

Clear Expression, Correct Spelling and Grammar by the MAD mods.

A Fundamentalist Approach To Mormonism, by Moksha.

Joseph Smith: Prophet of God, Inspired Revelator, by Dan Vogel.

Mormonism For Dummies, by Brent Metcalfe.

Mitt Romney For President, by Mercury.

Hi Ray!

I know you are too cheap to buy my books. So I'll give it to you here.

Joseph Smith: Prophet of God, Inspired Revelator

by Dan Vogel

2007

Shades Internet Publishing Inc.

Dedicated to
Ray A
my buddy from down under


Preface

Although this book has benefited from the keen advice of several people, my greatest debt of gratitude goes to Ray A. However, I alone am responsible for its content.


Introduction

In this book I will discuss the theory held by some, primarily apologist Ray A, that Joseph Smith was an inspired prophet of God.

Chapter One

The theory that Joseph Smith was an inspired prophet of God is untestable and therefore should take up no more than this sentence.


Conclusion

I refer those wishing more information on this subject to Ray A's forthcoming study--Joseph Smith: Pious Adulterer, An Introduction in 3-volumes (Salt Lake City: Bring'm Young & Wil Mariam, 2007).

[_Ray A]

Hi Ray!

I know you are too cheap to buy my books. So I'll give it to you here.

Joseph Smith: Prophet of God, Inspired Revelator

by Dan Vogel

2007

Shades Internet Publishing Inc.

Dedicated to
Ray A
my buddy from down under


Preface

Although this book has benefited from the keen advice of several people, my greatest debt of gratitude goes to Ray A. However, I alone am responsible for its content.


Introduction

In this book I will discuss the theory held by some, primarily apologist Ray A, that Joseph Smith was an inspired prophet of God.

Chapter One

The theory that Joseph Smith was an inspired prophet of God is untestable and therefore should take up no more than this sentence.


Conclusion

I refer those wishing more information on this subject to Ray A's forthcoming study--Joseph Smith: Pious Adulterer, An Introduction in 3-volumes (Salt Lake City: Bring'm Young & Wil Mariam, 2007).

LOL. Too funny Dan!

[_ludwigm]

"Book of Mormon artifacts"
"Reformed Egyptian - English dictionary"

[_KimberlyAnn]

Here's another really short book!

All My Witty Rejoinders by LifeOnaPlate

KA

[_Dr. Shades]

Young Women's Lessons Which Edified My Life by Kimberly Ann

:-)

[_harmony]

The True and Accurate Accounting of All Tithes and Offerings Paid to the LDS Church in the Last 100 Years by The Church Accounting Dept.