The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

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The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

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Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 Im boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

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LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


There are an awful lot of uncharacteristic typos in this post, LOaP. Have you been downing green jello shots again? :P

Here's my contribution:

How to Irritate Fellow Board Members: Answering Questions by Quoting Lengthy Sections of Entirely Unrelated Scripture by Gazelam ;)

KA
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Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

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KimberlyAnn wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


There are an awful lot of uncharacteristic typos in this post, LOaP. Have you been downing green jello shots again? :P

Here's my contribution:

How to Irritate Fellow Board Members: Answering Questions by Quoting Lengthy Sections of Entirely Unrelated Scripture by Gazelam ;)

KA


ROTFLMAO! That's why I come to the board. Just think how his wife and kids might have to handle that all the time.

Son: Dad, can I have the car keys.

Gaz: Well son, if we turn to D and C 89, you read that....

Son: Come on Dad. I just want to borrow the car is all.

Gaz: Well son, if you won't read the scriptures with me, let's look at this fine pamphlet for young men. It says here that.....

Son: Forget it Dad. I'll walk.

Gaz: Like I read to you in D and C 89......

Son: See you later Dad. Thanks for the advice. Again.
I detest my loose style and my libertine sentiments. I thank God, who has removed from my eyes the veil...
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i don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

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LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


Everybody Poops (the sequel) by Merc and Port
And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:I don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.


Have you read some of Gaz's posts?

The book would indeed be the bookiest of the booky! It wouldn't even have a thing to do with the title, it would just be chapter after chapter of unrelated bits of scripture, Ensign articles, and General Conference talks, lol! I estimate it could reach a page count in the thousands!

KA

PS - Glad you liked it, Gramps. Mmmwwaa! (That blown kiss should arrive in Germany in a few days.)

And Gaz, you know I'm just kiddin' with ya, right? I have a soft spot for you, even though you're a Mormon. ;)
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KimberlyAnn wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.


Have you read some of Gaz's posts?

The book would indeed be the bookiest of the booky! It wouldn't even have a thing to do with the title, it would just be chapter after chapter of unrelated bits of scripture, Ensign articles, and General Conference talks, lol! I estimate it could reach a page count in the thousands!

KA

PS - Glad you liked it, Gramps. Mmmwwaa! (That blown kiss should arrive in Germany in a few days.)

And Gaz, you know I'm just kiddin' with ya, right? I have a soft spot for you, even though you're a Mormon. ;)


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And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space...and meaning
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Uh, what exactly does "booky" mean, and what is a "booky book?"
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One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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