Congratulations to SETHBAG for achieving godhood!

The catch-all forum for general topics and debates. Minimal moderation. Rated PG to PG-13.
_Some Schmo
_Emeritus
Posts: 15602
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:59 pm

Post by _Some Schmo »

Always enjoy a good bag of Seth.

Gratz man.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

Wow, stellar acceptance speech, man!
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
_Trevor
_Emeritus
Posts: 7213
Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:28 pm

Post by _Trevor »

Congrats. Sethbag. It's nice to work out one's salvation without all of the fear and trembling crap, no?
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
_Maxrep
_Emeritus
Posts: 677
Joined: Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:29 am

Post by _Maxrep »

Seth,

thanks for the sharp and creative posts - like your above acceptance speech(big laugh) and your description of the mechanics of ship building. Note to self: scratch the canoe project with the kids next summer!
I don't expect to see same-sex marriage in Utah within my lifetime. - Scott Lloyd, Oct 23 2013
_Yoda

Post by _Yoda »

Congratulations, Seth!

:)

You are cordially invited to the Goddess Suite. A good time will be had by all.
_Sethbag
_Emeritus
Posts: 6855
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:52 am

Post by _Sethbag »

Maxrep wrote:Seth,

thanks for the sharp and creative posts - like your above acceptance speech(big laugh) and your description of the mechanics of ship building. Note to self: scratch the canoe project with the kids next summer!


Nah, unless you add in the requirement that you actually dig up some iron ore, reduce it with charcoal into elemental iron, and then forge it into all of the tools that you'll need for your canoe, and then go cut down the right kind of tree, in the right season, quarter it with the handmade tools, season it, and then saw it into all the wood you'll need for your canoe, also with your own handmade iron tools, before you even begin with the canoe, you'll probably be just fine.

Actually, I want to build a 15-16' wooden sailboat in my garage someday. I've spent hours in the past looking at plans on the internet. Of course, no smelting of iron ore would be required, and I'd use previously-prepared plywood for the bulk of the construction, so I won't have to pull a Nephi.

Trevor: you got that right, bro. I have to sigh and realize how pathetic our existence is when, as an atheist, I'm compelled to acknowledge that this exaltation on this board is the only exaltation any of us are ever going to get.

Liz: The Goddess suite?!?! Nobody ever told me about that. Woooooooot! This place really is glorious beyond anything I could have imagined!
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
_moksha
_Emeritus
Posts: 22508
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Post by _moksha »

Image
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
_Runtu
_Emeritus
Posts: 16721
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:06 am

Post by _Runtu »

I'm glad you post here, Seth. Your posts are always informative and thoughtful. We need to go have a beer together to celebrate your exaltation!
Runtu's Rincón

If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
_bcspace
_Emeritus
Posts: 18534
Joined: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:48 pm

Post by _bcspace »

I'm 8 times the God you are Seth.
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
_skippy the dead
_Emeritus
Posts: 1676
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:39 am

Post by _skippy the dead »

Congrats Bag of Seth.

And a most excellent acceptance speech, to boot.
I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe / But at least I'm enjoying the ride.
-Grateful Dead (lyrics by John Perry Barlow)
Post Reply