Now I've heard everything

The catch-all forum for general topics and debates. Minimal moderation. Rated PG to PG-13.
Post Reply
_asbestosman
_Emeritus
Posts: 6215
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:32 pm

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _asbestosman »

Also speaking or writing the name of a false god may attract the same.


Really? You mean like speaking or writing the name Baal, or maybe Diana, Jupiter, and Mercurius. Does this guy read the Bible?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
eritis sicut dii
I support NCMO
Top
_moksha
_Emeritus
Posts: 22508
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:42 pm

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _moksha »

Runtu wrote:
Has anyone noticed strange paranormal occurrences in their homes since they brought home a Book of Mormon?


You mean like the Book of Mormon leading the other books on the bookcase in doing the Macarena, or are you referring to really weird stuff?
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
Top
_asbestosman
_Emeritus
Posts: 6215
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:32 pm

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _asbestosman »

moksha wrote:
Runtu wrote:
Has anyone noticed strange paranormal occurrences in their homes since they brought home a Book of Mormon?


You mean like the Book of Mormon leading the other books on the bookcase in doing the Macarena, or are you referring to really weird stuff?


Green jello with shredded carrots. Doesn't get much weirder than that.
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
eritis sicut dii
I support NCMO
Top
_Jason Bourne
_Emeritus
Posts: 9207
Joined: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:00 pm

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _Jason Bourne »

Runtu wrote:This is from an Evangelical on another board:

I believe that merely owning, even if not reading, a Book of Mormon will lead evil spirits to gravitate toward you. Sin and blasphemous objects have the effect of attracting evil spirits (metaphorically-speaking). You might say it's only for research against the cult, but the book itself has an aura of evil about it. If you're going to use one, use it at the library (let them have keep the evil spirits ). Also speaking or writing the name of a false god may attract the same.


Has anyone noticed strange paranormal occurrences in their homes since they brought home a Book of Mormon?


Just shows you that all religion foster their share of village idiots.
Top
_Who Knows
_Emeritus
Posts: 2455
Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:09 pm

Post by _Who Knows »

Huh. Different people interpret the subjective 'spirit' differently. Who'da thunk it?
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
Top
_harmony
_Emeritus
Posts: 18195
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:35 am

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _harmony »

asbestosman wrote:
Also speaking or writing the name of a false god may attract the same.


Really? You mean like speaking or writing the name Baal, or maybe Diana, Jupiter, and Mercurius. Does this guy read the Bible?


I thought he was referring to Juliann. *shrug*
Top
_asbestosman
_Emeritus
Posts: 6215
Joined: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:32 pm

Re: Now I've heard everything

Post by _asbestosman »

harmony wrote:
asbestosman wrote:
Also speaking or writing the name of a false god may attract the same.


Really? You mean like speaking or writing the name Baal, or maybe Diana, Jupiter, and Mercurius. Does this guy read the Bible?


I thought he was referring to Juliann. *shrug*


A certain other board would say the same thing about Kevin Graham.

*ducks and covers*
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
eritis sicut dii
I support NCMO
Top
_Sethbag
_Emeritus
Posts: 6855
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:52 am

Post by _Sethbag »

I believe it's time to pull out the God Warrior again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
Top
_Blixa
_Emeritus
Posts: 8381
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:45 pm

Post by _Blixa »

I've had a soft spot for EV bizarros since reading the Midgley-quoted line, "Mormonism is a damnable heresey from the toilets of Hell..."

*sigh* I only wish!!!
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
Top
_Runtu
_Emeritus
Posts: 16721
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:06 am

Post by _Runtu »

Blixa wrote:I've had a soft spot for EV bizarros since reading the Midgley-quoted line, "Mormonism is a damnable heresey from the toilets of Hell..."

*sigh* I only wish!!!


For some reason, I had a flashback to that scene in Trainspotting.
Runtu's Rincón

If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Terrestrial Forum”