Do you really need a "prophet?"
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_MishMagnet
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The Nehor wrote:SatanWasSetUp wrote:I don't think it's unimportant. Some of those things are very important. I couldn't run real estate projects.
Could you teach the gospel?
Of course. That part's easy, much easier than the business stuff. Just follow the correlated lesson manuals.
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Re: Do you really need a "prophet?"
asbestosman wrote:Who Knows wrote:Umm, hello, what are you guys talking about?
Or rather what are they keeping silent about? I wish I knew.
PM me your temple recommend bar code, I'll check it out and then tell you what we know. (Is there a wink smilie anywhere around?)
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SatanWasSetUp wrote:The Nehor wrote:SatanWasSetUp wrote:I don't think it's unimportant. Some of those things are very important. I couldn't run real estate projects.
Could you teach the gospel?
Of course. That part's easy, much easier than the business stuff. Just follow the correlated lesson manuals.
Sorry, I meant can you teach it well?
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KimberlyAnn wrote:MishMagnet wrote:I assumed they were speaking of the Second Coming.
I think the brethren are going to issue a proclamation against fake fingernails.
Since they've already covered the earring issue.
KA
I would like to meet the person who thinks fake fingernails are bigger than '78
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MishMagnet wrote:I assumed they were speaking of the Second Coming.
If that's what they were referring to, they've got a LOOONG time to wait. lol.
LDS have been waiting for the 'imminent' 2nd coming since Joseph Smith's day.
WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
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Who Knows wrote:MishMagnet wrote:I assumed they were speaking of the Second Coming.
If that's what they were referring to, they've got a LOOONG time to wait. lol.
LDS have been waiting for the 'imminent' 2nd coming since Joseph Smith's day.
I think the fact that Jesus is late for his own second coming makes him very unreliable and I have to question putting any faith in him at all. I mean, do I really want to trust my salvation to someone who can't even show up on time? I swear, if he were my employee, I'd can his sorry ass.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.