Does everyone here have an alibi?

[_karl61]

even you Nehor. Of course I live about twenty miles from that building.

http://www.knbc.com/news/14707951/detai ... a&psp=news

[_Gazelam]

Has anyone seen Porter?

[_Coggins7]

FULLERTON, Calif. -- The FBI and state authorities will look into whether about $40,000 in vandalism at a Mormon church in an upscale part of Fullerton, and broken windows found Tuesday at another Mormon church in the city, are connected to any particular group, police said.

Deifinately Democrats, maybe even some of the KOS kids.

A swastika and the numbers 666 were found a week ago on the walls and religious paintings at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints at 2225 N. Euclid St., Fullerton police Capt. John Petropulos said.

This would have to be Gadianton or SatanWasSetup. I wonder if they found Gad's inverted cross?

The broken windows were discovered at another Mormon church in the northeast area of the city, at 801 N. Raymond St., but it is not known if the two incidents are related, he said.

That sounds like Merc--petty juvenile vandalism.

At the church on Euclid Street, the vandal or vandals used a brush and some paint found in a closet. The paint was spilled on the carpet and spread on religious paintings, and some dishes also were broken and walls kicked in, police said.

Is Vegas still around?

An arsonist destroyed St. Philip Benizi Catholic Church in 2000, he said. That arsonist was never caught, he said, and the church has been rebuilt.

Now, who on this benighted board hates Catholics as well? The crisis continues...

Actually, I take back what I said about Gad, Satan, and Vegas. This has Scratch's fingerprints all over it.

[_Pokatator]

Has anyone seen Porter?

Porter's moving across town.

[_The Nehor]

even you Nehor. Of course I live about twenty miles from that building.

FHE.....dozens can attest to my whereabouts....sorry.

[_moksha]

I could furnish my computer postings at that time, but they could discount that alibi through pointing out, that trained pigeons could have written my posts.

[_ludwigm]

I'm living live 12000 miles from that places.
I'm innocent. (Is this a synonym for virgin? In hungarian we use the same word.)

[_Imwashingmypirate]

I have no alibi. But I have no passport either so they will have a hard time proving it was me ;D I have no form of ID so good luck finding me. You could say I might be wiped off the face of the planet. Although I could have travelled underground via the MOD secret kingdom that is supposed to exist.

Oh and the fact that I am not American does help fight my case.

Although I guess this thread was not intended for my reply. As is the case with most threads, but I shall reply anyway.

[_MishMagnet]

I'm much more intelligent than some '666' vandal. That is my alibi.

I swear, though, somebody tampered with the ward building I grew up in. A large amount of people I grew up with died of cancer. A cancer cluster, if you will. Those who spent the most time at church, all dead. Brain cancer, breast cancer, lots of breast cancer. It's been my conspiracy theory for quite some time now that the building was tampered with by vandals. Or Catholics. They were always jealous of our basketball court.

[_Bond...James Bond]

Alright....it was me. I OD'ed on Taco Salad and got the wrong directions to an orgy. Needless to say I was messed up.





(For the love of God...no it wasn't me. Sarcasm people! Not to mention I live many miles away.)