Does everyone here have an alibi?

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You know it wasn't me because I would never bother with a 666 or anything Nazi. I'd be spray painting naked chicks and football logos.
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Post by _KimberlyAnn »

I was making cupcakes.

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Post by _karl61 »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright....it was me.

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 I OD'ed on Taco Salad and got the wrong directions to an orgy
. Needless to say I was messed up.





(For the love of God...no it wasn't me. Sarcasm people! Not to mention I live many miles away.)


funny there was a house in the area that was well known for having swinger parties in the 70's. Anyone that grew up in the area new the house especially the road behind house that allowed a great view. I just heard about it and didn't think it was something I could mention to the LDS girl I was dating at the time that lived in the area. We did use to go up to that stake building which was on a hill and talk at night - LOL - I was so shy - she was really frustrated with me...we just talked.
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Bond...James Bond wrote:Alright....it was me. I OD'ed on Taco Salad and got the wrong directions to an orgy. Needless to say I was messed up.





(For the love of God...no it wasn't me. Sarcasm people! Not to mention I live many miles away.)


I think we got that. I doubt anyone seriously believes it was anyone on this board. It was funny though.
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Post by _Gazelam »

KimberlyAnn wrote:I was making cupcakes.

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LOL *snort*
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

Message of the thread? Vandalism is funny, especially when it involves the LDS Church.
Message as seen by onlooker? Post creator has issues.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

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Post by _karl61 »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:Message of the thread? Vandalism is funny, especially when it involves the LDS Church.
Message as seen by onlooker? Post creator has issues.


LMAO - everyone has issues but LifeOnaPlate - and the LDS church is the last one that has issues. RIGHT! Actually the LDS church has a lot more serious problems besides vandalizm which was likely from some of it's crazy sleep deprived youth. Also LifeOnaPlate, I think you have issues which includes but is not limited to a preadolescent critical thought process -
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Post by _moksha »

LifeOnaPlate wrote:Message of the thread? Vandalism is funny, especially when it involves the LDS Church.


I thought we were simply trying to get our stories straight. Relax LifeOnaPlate, we can always point to Colonel Mustard as a likely culprit.
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Post by _Pokatator »

I am sure that I am suspect being from Idaho but my Doctor can verify my whereabouts for a couple of weeks before and after this incident.

To me this crime looks like the work of the Aryan Nations. Ever since the Reverend Butler passed away the Aryans in Hayden Lake have been in a state of confusion. They lost a lot of their older saner (if that is possible) members and the group has gotten a lot younger and a lot more childish. Maybe they will grow up some day.

I, like Schmo, can't imagine using paintbrushes, it's aerosol cans baby or nothing. Lots of "titty" pink.
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Post by _LifeOnaPlate »

thestyleguy wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Message of the thread? Vandalism is funny, especially when it involves the LDS Church.
Message as seen by onlooker? Post creator has issues.


LMAO - everyone has issues but LifeOnaPlate - and the LDS church is the last one that has issues. RIGHT! Actually the LDS church has a lot more serious problems besides vandalizm which was likely from some of it's crazy sleep deprived youth. Also LifeOnaPlate, I think you have issues which includes but is not limited to a preadolescent critical thought process -


Nice response. Translation: "I'm rubber, you're glue." I like it.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

-Omar Khayaam

*Be on the lookout for the forthcoming album from Jiminy Finn and the Moneydiggers.*
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