Wade Englund Unmasked!

[_Mister Scratch]

I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:

It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.

He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.

"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!

[_Runtu]

I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:

It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.

He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.

"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!

Well, I didn't say 'seedy.' He didn't look at all like I expected him to. My description above is the best I can do physically. For the record, I enjoyed meeting Wade, and we had a good conversation, though it did seem kind of surreal.

[_Mister Scratch]

I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:

It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.

He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.

"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!

Well, I didn't say 'seedy.' He didn't look at all like I expected him to. My description above is the best I can do physically. For the record, I enjoyed meeting Wade, and we had a good conversation, though it did seem kind of surreal.

Yes, I gathered that on the basis of your post. Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.

[_Some Schmo]

Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.

You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?

[_Imwashingmypirate]

Maybe he had blood shot eyes because he could stay up all night on these forums.

Also Mr S why is it you feel you must unmask everyone??

[_Bond...James Bond]

One question:

Does Wade have a mustache?

[_Imwashingmypirate]

I have a mustache (sup)!!!!!!I have a moustache as long as the pirates beard that I wash.


What does it matter? Do you recognise the description or something?

[_truth dancer]

Ya'll need to be nice!

Yes, I'm being the board nanny! ;-)


~dancer~

[_silentkid]

Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.

You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?

I was thinking more along the lines of Willem Dafoe's character in Wild at Heart.

edited to add: sorry Wade :) I'm taking TD's advice here.

[_Some Schmo]

Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.

You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?

I was thinking more along the lines of Willem Dafoe's character in Wild at Heart.

edited to add: sorry Wade :) I'm taking TD's advice here.

Of course, I was just joking too. I was just waiting for someone to say something like, "that lesbian didn't look like a trucker!"